Have been married for one (1) week and it has genuinely been the best week of my life. I've nearly gotten over how horrendous the DJ was.

Hi @eddiehallWSM - any chance you fancy coming to my wedding tomorrow? It would mean the world to my fiancée 💞

Hi @DaveMustaine - do you want to come to my wedding tomorrow? It would mean the world to me to have you there with Tout le Monde 🩶🩶

Hi @Siobhan_Fahey - do you want to come to my wedding tomorrow? It would mean the world to me if you would "Stay" 💙

Dear @garbage - do you want to come back to Scotland tomorrow for me wedding? It would mean the world to me 💖

Hi @SnoopDogg! I'm getting married tomorrow - do you want to come? Or would mean the world to me 💜

Hi @lindsaylohan - would you like to come to my wedding tomorrow? My friends and I all think you are great. If you leave now, you could make it. It would mean the world to me ❤️

Kill II This have a new album out? Have I slipped through time?

Left an event I've been looking forward to for a year early to catch one of the few @ScotRail trains running to Larbert today, and they have, of course ✨️cancelled it✨️

Unreal from @ScotRail

New @BorknagarHQ album is absolutely incredible. Staggering and epic, totally beautiful. It's only February, but it's an AOTY contender!

Question: how many Eurovision songs are "too many" for the wedding playlist?

I don't know how I've been sleeping on @BorknagarHQ, but I'm more than making up for it this year. 2024 is the year I go absolutely insane for Borknagar.

My fiancé has decided to explain the offside rule this evening.

Here, I never posted my AOTY 2023. @KatatoniaBand's Sky Void of Stars came out in January and stayed at the top all year. Absolutely unreal. Spiritbox would be higher, but I'm cheating by including an EP.

Would any of my Stirling adjacent pals (or pals of pals?) be game for taking me through hockey stops and crossover skating? You'll get coffee and undying gratitude!

I listen to Bill Wurtz's Might Quit every time I'm on the verge of unraveling and it just manages to tilt me back from the abyss. Medicine. youtu.be/mpkf_p71rKY?si=ST72…

No words can describe how much I want to drive a Zamboni.

Putting "annual creation of AOTY list" on my CV to demonstrate performance under CRUSHING PRESSURE.