I cold called the CEO of Verizon about how bad my Verizon store treated me. He sent me a new iPhone 11 pro. I can’t make this up. Great guy

Got a bottle of Dasani with a cup of ice on the side to water down the Dasani taste

The jaded automotive journalist special. Brown on brown wagon bringatrailer.com/listing/20…

They could drop the hybrid system and pretty much make it an SVJ with a dual clutch. Infinite money glitch

If you ask Siri to open Twitter it opens X

Is it 2021?

Feel like iPads are only for kids and senior citizens

Me

I can listen to Don C talk about anything

I love that when I finish my workout the moon is still out 🌙

Putting stickers on your tires is so cringe. What are you doing man, it’s just an M8

Is Home Depot serious with this building?

Can we bring back the word crunk

Men's clothing brands need to chill with having vintage Porsches in their ads; it's getting so played out.

AI has gotten so good this year, yet Spotify AI DJ is atrocious, it will give me smooth jazz then the next song will be Chief Keef.

Casual SP3 Daytona in the neighborhood. Bad spec though

Called @Robinhood Gold Card about a fraudulent charge — support couldn’t dispute it over the phone. Waiting on an email from their dispute team tomorrow. Curious to see how this plays out so I can compare to Amex support @vladtenev

I never thought I would have to mute the words, “Cracker Barrel”, but today’s the day