Condescending Wonka

Cool wifi names 1. Bill wi the science fi 2. Pretty fly for a wifi 3. FBI surveillance van..

No, you don’t have “haters”. People just don’t like you. Get over yourself.

Car rides without music = awkward.

While in the shower: 2% Cleaning body 8% Singing 90% Winning fake arguments..

Most of Disney Channel auditions: "Can you sing or act?" "Uh, no." "Perfect, you got the job"

Inspirational Quotes to Keep You Moving - epphany.com/site/post/349?m=…

Nelson Mandela - Quotes from the Legend. - epphany.com/site/post/297?m=…

Who else just absolutely can not sleep with socks on??

What is purple and looks like a ball? A purple ball.

Things Women Should Always Have in Their Handbags - epphany.com/site/post/31?m=1

Tonight is the night we find out if it's true... America went black... will it go back?!!?

I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

If I'm weird and crazy around you, that means I'm comfortable with you.

Have you ever just sat there and realized how weird you are?

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "Hey, what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."

How to do math: 1. Write down question. 2. Cry..

You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of google.

Lil Wayne is: 5% Black. 95% Tattoos...

Oh, you only wear all black? Your thoughts must be so evil and dark. I bet Satan has you on speed dial.

School today same shit, fake bitches, annoying teachers, ratchet hoes, fake thugs, unnecessary drama, and annoying ass people.