Writer: Daily Show, Nightly Show, Steve Martin, M. Moore, Oscars, CC Roasts, Twain Prize, WHCD. Showrunner (PBFW w @LauraBellBundy). Actor.

New York, NY
Joined August 2011
Is Tom Waits ever like, “My throat hurts”
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I’m 38 today! Can we make this clip go viral for my birthday? Wouldn’t it be nice for a comedian to trend for being funny instead of bombing or being a horrible person? One can only hope! 🤞🎉🥳
Here’s why Republicans can still be Christians even though Jesus was a flaming liberal 🔥✝️🙏
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lol AMPTP Hires New Crisis PR Firm as Strikes Go On hollywoodreporter.com/busine… via @thr
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I think I just found Def Comedy Jam for white people.
losing it at this lady preaching abstinence at LSU and the students just going buck wild
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The studios need to respond to the crisis writers face. WGA members must demonstrate our willingness to fight for the contract writers need and deserve by supporting a strike authorization vote. 1/3 #1u
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The effect of a yes vote is to authorize the WGA leadership to call for a strike after May 1st if the companies are unwilling to meet our reasonable and fair demands. 2/3
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Over the past decade, the companies embraced business practices that slashed our compensation and undermined our working conditions. We are asking to restore writer pay & conditions to reflect our value to this industry. The survival of our profession is at stake. #WGAStrong 3/3
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To self-abort, let your fetus buy a teeny tiny assault rifle and when it shoots up a school, shoot it back. #shero
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Supreme Court my ass
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When you finally catch a Mosquito in the act of sucking the blood outta ya.. And smash that MF! And smear the blood across you! VICTORY!!!! ☠️☠️☠️
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“Rice and beans form a complete protein” — a lie, probably
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Louis CK celebrated his Grammy by jizzing into its little horn
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Is Vincent Gallo working at Quizno's now
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