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My boyyyy
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Arise Sir Benjamin
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James Maddison welcome back son
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He carries the Chargers is what he does! He is a great NFL quarterback! And in this house Justin Herbert is a hero! End of story!
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People can’t even drive properly, let alone fucking fly
Real life, baby
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Top lass for sticking up for me
Bonnie Blue says the only man she’s ever had thrown out was at her 1,000-men day - for saying another guy’s was “really small” “The only time I’ve ever kicked someone out. During the thousand, there was a moment where four guys were on the sofa.” “One of the guys that was lying there ... was like, ‘Oh my god, look at his. His is really small.’” “And I was like, ‘Get out.’ Like instantly got security to make him leave.” “Everyone’s here. Whether you think they’re disgusting, whatever, no one is being judged.” “I don’t want anyone walking away from this feeling insecure, feeling like I was laughed at.” “I was really frustrated that he did that. I was like, you really let me down there.” The host’s verdict: “Well, you may be dead behind the eyes, but there’s kindness in there.”
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All United fans disregarding this as a “leg breaker” have forgotten when Son tried this on Gomes against Everton and broke his leg
Any thoughts on this reckless legbreaker @LukeShaw?
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Dado su historial de lesiones, no puedo entender porque Luke Shaw cometió una infracción tan fuerte e innecesaria a un compañero de profesión sabiendo lo complicado que es recuperarse de una lesión 💩💩🤡🤡
Given his injury history, I can fully understand Luke Shaw raging about this challenge from Bentancur initially
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I have had enough of this team
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The sad reality of Daily Mail’s attempts at journalism
The sad reality of Dele Alli's new life as a streamer - as old England teammates distance themselves 😔
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Multiple former teammates answered Dele Alli's calls supportively on the stream, including Harry Kane, James Maddison, Jack Grealish and Ashley Cole; one visited in person. dailymail.com/sport/football… hammers.news/news/west-ham-…
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Just reduce the duty on fuel you coward
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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Fuck Glastonbury, shit festival anyway
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Selling Lankshear & Parrott, who both spent a considerable amount of time learning from Harry, whilst keeping Richy & Dom will never ever sit right with me I’m not saying they have the potential to even be half the player Harry was, but they are better than those two tarts
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Dom’s ankle would’ve disintegrated had he tried that and Richy would’ve lost the ball with his first touch
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Mad, still gonna play in 2D, but mad
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Cían retweeted
diesel is £2 a litre so if we could sort out that first that would be grand
🚨🚨| JUST IN: UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham wants to overturn the 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐍 in football stands, calling it "wrong" — fans have been unable to drink in seats since 1985. 🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 The UK Football Policing Unit has requested a meeting with Burnham to discuss the "challenges" any change would bring to policing and fan safety. [@SkyNews]
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Cían retweeted
Overtaking a bad driver and checking if your age and ethnicity calculations were correct:
rory stewart turning to intensely stare at ailbhe rea bbc newsnight
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Honestly the similarities between Spurs & the Chargers are fucking scary, why the fuck have I decided to follow the pair of them? This has to be a symptom of some sort of mental illness I just can’t be arsed with sport anymore - Think it’s time to take up heroin
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