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Tāmaki Makaurau
Joined December 2017
ever think how you can go to the park and just take a duck? who's going to stop you?
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im gonna trade this life for gay sex and fame ill even fuck my ass and change my name cause we all just wanna be gay porn stars and live in gay sex houses drivin gay sex cars the dudes cum easy and the drugs come cheap we'll all stay skinny only cum we'll eat
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🦔Alphabet beat on every headline number tonight. Revenue up 24%. Cloud up 82%. EPS of $9.11. But $6.26 of that EPS came from paper gains on Alphabet's Anthropic stake, not from operations. Strip that out and operating EPS is about $2.85. Free cash flow went negative for the first time in Alphabet's history. Long-term debt more than doubled in six months. Stock buybacks dropped to zero. My Take Cloud grew 82% and I'll give them credit for that. But the company spent $44.9 billion in capex during a quarter where cloud brought in $24.8 billion. Alphabet raised $49.6 billion in equity and $20.3 billion in bonds in Q2 alone, roughly $70 billion in outside capital in a single quarter to fund AI infrastructure that the business itself can no longer cover from cash flow. A year ago Alphabet was buying back $13 billion in stock per quarter. Now it's issuing stock instead of repurchasing it. That shift is a bigger deal than the revenue beat. The $9.11 EPS will be the headline on every financial site tomorrow and most people won't dig deeper. Alphabet booked $77 billion in unrealized gains because its Anthropic stake went up on paper ahead of the IPO. Nobody paid Alphabet $77 billion. If Anthropic's IPO prices lower or gets delayed, those gains reverse. The actual operating business just crossed into negative free cash flow for the first time while doubling its debt. I think this earnings report will age differently than the headline says. Hedgie🤗
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They’re called buoys
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he's cooking hard this week
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I see Russia show up on my phone and I’m like oh fuck guess we’re getting nuked
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Guy: “can I have a go in the hedge now?” Hedgehog: “…”
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you should be able to withdraw KiwiSaver for cigarettes
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Replying to @KidMuldoon
NZ does business with 🇺🇸 all 🇬🇧 sorts 🇫🇷 of murderous 🇦🇺 regimes 🇮🇱
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it's too late I already depicted myself as the chad hedgehog thief and you as the soy cat victim
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Me and who?
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Shoplift? Like, the entire thing?
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The other day my "nothing" guy called. He just said "its happening" and hung up
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Shared space but it’s for cars and jet airliners
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even your problems are ones of excess. be serious.
Replying to @SonnyBunch
Hmm. Does having the "best lives on the planet" consist of having 50K self-storage centers stuffed to the gills with Chinese crap? Cause that's what we've got.
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S3RL - MTC (2012)
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Embracing change, championing equality, and fighting for a sustainable future - because the world deserves nothing less. How about you? 🌍✊ #WokeAF #ClimateJustice #EqualityForAll
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If he looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then … nahhh he just accidentally threw a nazi salute, right guys?
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