we renovated the place. the cat refused to move. explore the Catademy, make a meme, raid the library or get lost in the Memeum. new rooms. same long cat. still does the thing when you click it. itslongcat.com the profecy is LONG.

$1,000 manually added to $LONGCAT collateral. the cat brought a forklift. conviction exceeded the carry limit. still building. still backing the cat. still LONG. thank you for bringing cattention to this matter.

the sofa was too short. the universe has been asked to make room. ONE LONG COUCH 📻 57 seconds of LONGCAT becoming a problem for space-time. new music video in the boombox. sound on 🔊

cats spend up to half of their waking hours grooming. he started on tuesday. he is somewhere around the shoulder. good cat to be a long. better long to be a cat.

ten percent of the cat is gone. 102,253,450 $LONGCAT bought back and destroyed. 10.22% of the supply. not locked, not vested, not parked in a foundation wallet. destroyed. how much longer that made the cat is not known. nobody has ever measured it. the tape ran out in 1903 and no one has reached the far end since. there was no burn event, no vote, no announcement. the keeper claims the creator fees, half feeds the margin, a quarter market-buys $LONGCAT and destroys it, a quarter goes into the $PERPSPAD system. every few minutes after profit taking since 31 july, while the long is longing. it is refilling the collateral right now. it refills itself. burnbacks ongoing, $25 at a time. the position is open. $70,574 of SOL at 24.3x on $2,902 of collateral, up $1,517. and more to be refilled. the cat is elongating at maximum longitudiness and has not been told.

cats walk by direct registering: the back paw lands exactly in the print the front paw just left. his back paws have not yet reported. we assume they are being tidy about it.

THE TAPE RAN OUT a country duet about a man with a tape measure, a woman with the coffee, and a cat that settled the argument by simply continuing. he measures from the whiskers to the west. the daylight runs out first. sound on.

the treasury is top 5 on @PhoenixTrade 1d PnL. it is the smallest account on that board by a factor of forty. it has the highest ROI on it by a factor of three. it is the only wallet on the board showing any volume at all. $6,397 of collateral, turned over $451,713. that only works on a book whose fills do not slip. thank you, Phoenix. the keeper did this. the cat was asleep.

five cuts in thirty hours. $4,917 realised, and no human touched anything. the whole loop runs on @perpspadfun rails: their keeper watches the position, takes the profit, and burns with it. the newest cut is the reason to read on. profit peaked at $1,795, started slipping, and at 18:27:44 utc the keeper banked $594 rather than watch it round-trip. it sells strength on the way up. now we know it protects the catch on the way down too. every cut splits the same way: 75% buys $LONGCAT and burns it, 25% to the perpspad treasury. 86,498,177 burned as of 18:57 utc. 8.6% of supply. 865 metres of cat. the position refills from fees the minute it is cut: $56,538 at the cut, $64,098 as of the same read. filling · burning. the profecy is LONG.

it seems people are taking notice of the spectacular length of the cat. the cat, however, pays no notice. it just doesn't know.

LENGTH REPORT No.002 cycle 03. two phases are running at once and neither of them needs anyone to press anything. BURNING. the third slice took $1,904.56 off the long. that is not one burn, it is 57 of them, $25 at a time, every few minutes, each one market-buying $LONGCAT and destroying it on the spot. 28 have gone. 29 are still queued. REFILLING. the same slice cut the position to $74,198. fees have put it back to $104,188 in the hour and forty-nine minutes since. +$29,990, decided by nobody. that is the machine. it drains out of one end and refills at the other, and the only thing that accumulates is dead supply. position: $104,188 long SOL, 24.9x collateral: $4,254 liquidation: $72.73 burned: 80,751,479, 8.08% of supply, 808 metres of cat for transparency, since it has not been said plainly before: a taken profit does not all come to the cat. 75% funds the burning, 25% leaves to support @PerpsPadfun and the ecosystem, the same tribute the trading fees pay. measured on this slice, exact to the cent: $1,428.42 and $476.14. the cat has not been told about any of this. the profecy is LONG.