It’s actually remarkable that I haven’t been groomed yet

Chud speaks fluent employed baffles family

Asking all my cis friends if they’re planning on getting “the surgery”

No one fails pathetically like I do

Giving my plushies bottom surgery because I’m awesome like that

bro i feel like a fake gooner i just don’t have the drive some of you do i'm sorry im a larper i haven't felt l horny in years

Why haven’t I been put down yet

If I was in an anime I’d have like 2 minutes and everyone would hate me

me getting a girlfriend is like Richard Watterson getting a job btw

this magical girl gigs bullshit the pays awful the benefits are terrible the uniforms are uncomfortable i hate it i hate it i hate it

hamburger

why does porn have so many acronyms i don’t know what any of you are saying i’m scared

recommending games i absolutely should not recommend to family members cause i’m a stupid fuck

i really wanna play deadlock but my wifi's so bad it's genuinely unplayable this is so unfair

the people only tolerate me because they don't know

if voodoo dolls worked like they did in certain pieces of totally sfw media i would do sooo many things to mine

horror movies scare me so much more than horror games and i have no idea why i always hear about the opposite happening