Someone told me It's too early to be pregaming for the Super Bowl? I feel like they're wrong⁠.

THANK GAWD JANUARY IS ALMOST OVER.

Happy SIPtember to those who celebrate.

Normalize drinking on a week night… It’s playoff season. Anything goes.

Down to my last drink and the game isn’t near over 😩 #SuperBowl

Is it too early to start pregaming for the Super Bowl?

“Don’t you get sick of the same flavour?” Me: 🍑 🍑 🍑🍑🍑 🍑🍑 🍑 🍑 🍑 🍑 🍑 🍑 🍑 🍑 🍑 🍑🍑 🍑 🍑 🍑 🍑 🍑🍑🍑

Call HR, I’m requesting a transfer to the tortured poets department STAT

Me at the club after crushing a Cotty

In Canada, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I bought you some Cottage Springs” and I think that’s beautiful.

Me after drinking 2 tequila sodas and offering to buy food for everyone

Not the Verified Fan email you wanted, but the Verified Fan email you deserve #JonasBrothers

Is it just us, or is May not really May-ing the way it should be

Warm Weather + Cold Cottys = a Vibe

It’s the first day of spring, and you know what that means. SPRINGS SEASON IS OFFICIALLY HERE!

This is your reminder that Daylight Savings is this weekend. C H E E R S

BREAKING NEWS: Groundhog emerges from burrow and cracks open a Cotty, announcing that it’s actually been Springs season this whole time

Feeling pretty good about this one 🤞

It’s Friday the 13th. Pretty scary stuff. You should probably have a Cotty or two, just to be safe.