Cloud Recesses Updates

statistics say approximately 64% of lan disciples have accidentally called hanguang-jun “dad”

zewu-jun! you’re supposed to be on lockdown!

god we sure hope not

apparently cutting your own hair in a fit of pure unadultered rage is NOT against the lan rules

lan qiren has been the pillar of the cloud recesses for 40 sexy, sexy years. feel old yet?

what if rabbits had, like, human teeth. wouldn’t that be fucked up.

sect leader jiang come out of seclusion pls, your nephew won’t stop moping in the bunny sanctuary

what is tick tock and why do you guys keep talking about it

we think zewu-jun might be the one growing illegal substances in the community garden but we have no proof

teacher lan is now running morning tai chi at 5 every day in the courtyard

um teacher lan you can't punish me for lighting the hanshi on fire im literally neurodivergent and a minor

cloud recesses rule #6669: do not blast lucifer by shinee and then claim you're sorry, teacher lan, you're not sure how to turn it off, it just kind of happened, it's like it was meant to be-

sect leader lan has emerged briefly to wish sect leader jiang the best of luck in his voluntary seclusion. he recommends sect leader jiang invests in some good earplugs.

are you sure you want to do that

what if- hear us out- what if we- wait hear us out- what if we got sect leader lan to- wait no where are you going

!!!!! IMPORTANT NOTICE !!!! lan sizhui best boy

yeah well wei-qianbei actually LIKES bunnies so check and mate

we didn’t stop posting because we stopped being funny. there was an incident with the rabbit union. we don’t want to talk about it.

cloud recesses rule #6666: