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Chrisy

@CPelekai

I don’t understand Twitter

 Manhattan, NY
Joined August 2013
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I think runners are sociopaths and you cannot convince me otherwise.
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Every Thursday I have a meeting at 2pm. Every. Single. Thursday. It’s on my calendar, I get reminders, and yet every single Thursday, I forget.
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@gigglyjoe9 Sep 2024
I should’ve bought a house in 2007 instead of plastering my walls with posters of the jonas brothers
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You know who isn't an illegal immigrant? Colt Gray. No school shooters have been illegal immigrants. We have an epidemic of homegrown abusive white boys.
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Take the hint. @ my bills
Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) profile picturePastor Kyle.@itsqail3 Sep 2024
My goal is to spend no more than $7 from now until January
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Me @ me.
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Hey @drpepper how can I get a lifetime supply of the creamy coconut? I’m obsessed!
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I drove and left my house twice already today and honestly…. Not a huge fan
𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢❗️ 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢 (@IllyNOTLilly) profile picture𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢❗️ 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢
@IllyNOTLilly21 Aug 2024
Can you relate?
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and I’d definitely do it again
🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost) profile picture🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost
@hourly_shitpost7 Aug 2024
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real shi
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Image from Pimty Animal 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 moving to 🦋 (@pimtyanimal)
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I haven’t had any sense of smell or taste for a couple of months now and honestly I’m not even mad anymore because I don’t have to smell all of the NYC summer smells☺️
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It’s me😋
kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) profile picturekira 👾
@kirawontmiss6 Jun 2024
who the FUCK is out here keeping Dr. Pepper in business
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Count me in
National Park Service (@NatlParkService) profile pictureNational Park Service
@NatlParkService8 May 2024
Thinking about joining the cicadas this summer and just screaming for six weeks straight. You?
A cicada looking up, possibly screaming, internally or externally, while perched in the grass. We don’t know how its week went.

ALT A cicada looking up, possibly screaming, internally or externally, while perched in the grass. We don’t know how its week went.

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I cringe so hard any time FB shows me a memory from any time before ~2017. Questioning the way I talked, posed for photos, literally did anything😵‍💫
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lol at whoever gave me ojo because I feel so relieved! You thought you were doing real harm?! 🤣
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Am I actually this dog?
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Not even joking, I think this is the alignment my spine needs🥲
Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) profile pictureOut of Context Human Race
@NoContextHumans18 Mar 2024
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All I see are the lies anyone told me about my teeth falling out if I use them to open things😑
Science girl (@sciencegirl) profile pictureScience girl
@sciencegirl15 Mar 2024
Hydraulic press v tooth 📹 Hydraulic Press Channel xitter.cf/SpellOdyssey/status/17…
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@Whotfismick6 Mar 2024
when ads start popping up for stuff I’ve only thought about in my head
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