Chris P.

You gotta do a better job advertising these things @Dodgers - Totally would have rolled up to this game tonight

This is a real conversation in LA right now.

Tip for streaming services: 1) Add a Shuffle feature for TV shows that don’t matter which order you watch like IASIP, Seinfeld. 2) Add a feature to sort movies by Theatrical Release Date! New Releases, scroll, movie released in 1975. That’s not new @netflix @hulu @StreamOnMax

!!!Brilliant!!!

I have zero interest in Oppenheimer until I can watch it at home over 3 days. I’m too old for three-hour long movies. I’ll do Barbie instead #YellsAtCloud

I got in one little wreck and @geico got scared And said “We’re doubling your yearly premium and if you’re leavin’, we don’t care”

Are you paying? #Receipts

Pasadena is near Mt Wilson. Mt Wilson is nearly 6,000 feet in elevation. This is not a picture of Pasadena.

GOAT social team

That was probably the least entertaining 38-35 football game ever played.

Poof

Team ❌

In response, David Gilmour re-records Dark Side of the Moon with nothing but guitar solos. I’d buy it.

NO - Can we please go back to overpaying for 390 channels that we don’t watch as long as it comes in one convenient bill each month?

The best Neapolitan pizza i’ve ever eaten was in Glasgow Scotland. How’d that be?

Underrated classic. I can’t even believe the amount of people who have not seen this.

It was A̶l̶w̶a̶y̶s̶ Almost The Jaguars

Now that Elon has shut off 3rd-party Twitter apps, I’ve learned 2 things. I have muted a LOT of people in my 3rd-party apps. And people are still pushing their Untappd checkins to Twitter. Been years since I’ve even thought about that app.

Make. It. Happen.