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Englander / Chris

@CPH76Hawk

I am a Chris. University of Brighton ('98), Env. Science / Data Analyst / Brighton & Hove Albion FC / Hampshire CCC / Twitch.

 Gosport, UK
Joined September 2010
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how i'm tryna be
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cats with jobs 🛠
@CatWorkers14 Aug 2023
A grey cat is reaching under a parked car, and beside it there are numerous mechanic's tools.

ALT A grey cat is reaching under a parked car, and beside it there are numerous mechanic's tools.

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cats with jobs 🛠
@CatWorkers27 Jun 2023
A very helpful grey and white cat stands on two legs, reaching under a white boiler appliance.

ALT A very helpful grey and white cat stands on two legs, reaching under a white boiler appliance.

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Ali Spagnola
@alispagnola28 Apr 2023
Jack Black's "PEACHES"... but make it an EDM REMIX 🍑 by DJ PRINCESS PEACH 👑

What if Jack Black's PEACHES got an EDM REMIX

Chopped up Peaches

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one week on and i'm still laughing at this 😂
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Gary Barlow says the rumours are true - he did design his wife a Valentine’s Day card on Moonpig and then printed it out to save £3. “And I’ll be doing it again next year,” he chuckled
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Kirkdale Bookshop@KirkdaleBooks20 Jan 2023
outfit
Dog in onesie seen from shop window

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I now own 51 copies of Godzilla (1998) on VHS tape.
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If only there were some way to figure out what had gone wrong with the NHS…
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Why is Rishi Sunak delivering a video message on the toilet?
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Game changer! Sir Tom Jones announces he has donated 10,000 sex bombs to the Ukrainian armed forces
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#BackToTheFuture
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New Chubby Checker single, ‘Hey You Cunts! The Twist Is Back!’, to be released on 23 November
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Les Dennis UNFOLLOWS Barack Obama on Instagram, sparking rumours of a fall-out between the pair
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Neil Lancaster@neillancaster6628 Sep 2022
Accurate This gave me my first proper laugh in 9 days
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Jim Vision@jim_vision26 Sep 2022
Replying to @NinosTheBoss @Dotemu
Loads of dope artists involved in this #streetsofrage mural
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Paul Carmichael@PaulCarmichaelV19 Sep 2022
Who fancies a game of ‘How Many Times Can the Cast of #LostInSpace say “bollocks” in one episode’?
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translated cats@TranslatedCats18 Sep 2022
Instant ramen cat is filmed.
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Rach@RachaelvsWorld5 Sep 2022
Liz Truss being Prime Minister is like when Apple made everyone have that U2 album they didn’t want in their iTunes library
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cats with jobs 🛠
@CatWorkers31 Aug 2022
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