𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 · Oct 14, 2026 · 3:01 PM UTC

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰

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@the_det_timesOct 14

20 years ago today, Magglio Ordóñez sent the Tigers to the World Series.

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CNS COMEDY · Oct 12, 2026 · 8:57 AM UTC

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Pericles · Jul 5, 2026 · 8:30 PM UTC

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@PerryALPHAJul 5

BREAKING: Federal Judge Ebony Horowitz-Gupta has overturned FIFA's decision to let Balogun play for Team USA in Monday's match against Belgium

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CNS COMEDY · Jan 1, 2026 · 1:32 AM UTC

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Dishonest tells all over her

Erica 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@EricaRN4USA31 Dec 2025

A childcare director in Minnesota said the quiet part out loud 💥

The Babylon Bee · Dec 29, 2025 · 5:45 PM UTC

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Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud buff.ly/92fvWoA

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Dr. Simon · Dec 22, 2025 · 3:25 AM UTC

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@goddek22 Dec 2025

He didn’t see that coming.

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Danny Deraney · Dec 21, 2025 · 12:30 AM UTC

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@DannyDeraney21 Dec 2025

39 years ago tonight, an absolute SNL gem. The lost ending to Its A Wonderful Life.

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Charlie Kirk · Jun 17, 2025 · 3:07 PM UTC

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@charliekirk1117 Jun 2025

When things are moving very fast and people are losing their minds, it’s important to stay grounded. Turn off your phone, read scripture, spend time with friends, and remember internet fury is not real life. It’s going to be ok.

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Libs of TikTok · Sep 15, 2025 · 12:54 AM UTC

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@libsoftiktok15 Sep 2025

Dear Democrats, This is how you respond when one of your political opponents dies. This is grace. This is class. RBG was an outspoken critic of Trump. He didn’t celebrate her death. This really isn’t hard.

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NFL · Sep 14, 2025 · 7:21 PM UTC

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GOFF TO JAMO FOR 44-YARD TD. CHIvsDET on FOX/FOX One watch.nfl.com

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Chief Nerd · Sep 11, 2025 · 4:17 AM UTC

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@TheChiefNerd11 Sep 2025

JILLIAN MICHAELS: “I got a text from my daughter today telling me that kids at her school were celebrating … Something is wrong in this country. The divisiveness, the rhetoric, the othering has got to stop. Now.”

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Charlie Kirk · Aug 17, 2025 · 5:41 PM UTC

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It’s all about Jesus.

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Hulk Hogan · Feb 6, 2025 · 2:12 PM UTC

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Every day I’m reminded that God is good. Always thankful. HH

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Defiant L’s · Jul 10, 2025 · 3:01 PM UTC

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@DefiantLs10 Jul 2025

San Quentin prison just held their first ever father-daughter dance. What do you think about this?

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Abigail Jackson · Jun 9, 2025 · 12:37 PM UTC

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@ATJackson479 Jun 2025

ABC's describes violent riots in LA as "just a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn." How is this real?

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Dr. Simone Gold · May 20, 2025 · 4:42 PM UTC

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@drsimonegold20 May 2025

BREAKING: The FDA announces it no longer recommends Covid shots for most Americans. It’s about time. There was never any valid evidence for universal Covid vaccination—only propaganda, profit, and coercion.

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