I write stories about wizards, mostly. Repped by @bredalot.
Joined June 2018
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Attn: you can now read the first chapter of my newest book for free! If you like it, you can preorder it now from your local bookstore! If you don't, you can save your money AND the time it would take you to write that scathing Amazon review! Win/win! tor.com/2020/11/12/read-an-e…
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If your #TBR could use more fantasy books, we've got you covered! September will see fantastic new releases from @LucyJaneWood @thechloegong @CMWaggoner2 and plenty more. Check out our roundup now! fangirlish.me/3yL7fWX
Ahhh, I'm so glad that you enjoyed it, and I deeply appreciate the fact that you channeled Winn and Delly for the purposes of tweeting!
Happened on this terrific jaunt by @CMWaggoner2, and I’ll say it hits the spot, old thing. Clap your mirrors on it!
#amreading #fantasy #magic
ALT Cover of a book that reads The Ruthless Lady’s Guide to Wizardry
This is basically my ultimate goal for my writing!! So happy to hear that you connected with the characters like that, for me it's the best reading-feeling in the world. 💚💚
Have you ever finished a book and felt sad immediately because you don't want your friends to go away? That just happened to me with @CMWaggoner2's The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry! Highly recommend it ✨ penguinrandomhouse.com/books…
On Twitter your bad jokes struggle under the gaze of invisible observers, you might call it the Punopticon
Girls only want one thing and it's to find out how on EARTH that nice Lieutenant Columbo cracks the case
Imagining the municipal bee-counter like "twenty-six... twenty-seven... aw, C'MON, guys--"
Hey Siri how do you get 15,000 bees to hold still for long enough to count them
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Hey Siri how do you get 15,000 bees to hold still for long enough to count them
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I want mine to be shrouded in mystery. No one has seen the body or knows how I died. There are people at the funeral no one knows, & though they'll converse normally, they won't make eye contact w anyone & they'll gently change the subject whenever they're asked how they knew me.
Letting it be known that I do NOT want my funeral to be a "joyful celebration of my life," give me a procession of black-plumed horses led by a pallid orphan child and seven veiled professional mourners wailing over the grave or give me NOTHING
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Sooo psyched that two of my authors are on @POPSUGAR's "Running List of the Best Books of 2021"!
@CMWaggoner2 and @Gengornichec will take you away from the mess that is this nascent year in the most engaging, witchy way possible!
Hi all! Good news! If you have a burning desire to get a copy of The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry that comes with a signed bookplate, you can now order one from @WordsWorthAR !
Please read this review because A. it is very complimentary to ME and a BOOK WHAT I WROTE and I love it when people read things that are highly complimentary to M'SELF, and B. one line in it, in particular, made me hag-cackle
it will be no surprise to anyone that i loved @CMWaggoner2's 'Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry' nor that i am weak for a short-sighted bisexual con artist with a heart of tarnished silver
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