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Worcestershire, frmly London
Joined October 2012
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The NCSC is encouraging UK organisations to prepare for immediate updating of systems using PHP. Where immediate remediation is not feasible, organisations should consider taking the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. For more⬇️ ncsc.gov.uk/news/critical-se…
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Guy who has literally never cooked too little pasta: "hmmm not sure that's going to be enough pasta"
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Ice water, turned Atlantic
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The masculine urge to see where something starts and ends
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💀 Most assessors find SQL Server and move on. The ones who don't know how to chain a linked server mapping into operating system command execution 👉 tryhackme.com/room/mssql-tru…
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In lieu of six seven I propose blix bleven
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It kinda breaks my heart when I think about the fact that you know when you move away from your local corner shop, Does bossman think you’ve died? Does he think you’re cheating on the shop with the one a bit further down the road?
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I hate the fact that you have to sign up to a website/service for one singular purpose/time and no matter how much you "unsubscribe" from their marketing/emails you will hear from them weekly for the next 10 years
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UK cannot ‘air con its way’ out of this heatwave says Professor channel4.com/news/uk-cannot-…
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Professor's claim of air conditioning adding 10°C-12°C to urban outdoors temperature is wrong. A study from Phoenix, Arizona, shows a negligible daytime effect and a nighttime effect of about 1°C. A study from Tokyo, Japan, office districts shows an effect of 1°C-2°C. agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.10… journals.ametsoc.org/view/journals/…
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My body is a machine that turns uneaten coleslaw into eaten coleslaw
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why is every day like £70
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BOSHHHH @Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪
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The final stage of grief is doing a master’s degree actually
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The final stage of grief is doing a master’s degree actually
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being an adult is using your income to purchase capri suns. You can just walk into a store, and buy 1, 2, 8, 12 if you really like and I think that needs to be appreciated
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garlic
Have you got any idea which vegetable is this?
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it’s hole filling season
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Meek Mill reportedly failed to git pull his latest changes before pushing, causing a devastating merge conflict.
I need a GitHub too! Is it like that or nah?
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Big fan of getting local niche landmarks printed on T-shirts. Like the big pothole down the road that everyone moans about
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