Call me Lyane. Or Caitlin. I go by both. I'm kind of a superhero like that. Dibs on @_MightyPotato for forever!

California, USA
Joined July 2011
There will never be enough words to express how much I love @_MightyPotato. My best friend. My confidant. My husband. My heart will always belong to you.
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Apparently my local PetCo let's the turkeys go on walks on Fridays
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THIS WILL BE THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW JOHNNY WONNNNNNNN 😎 #Deppvsheard
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I think I have a crush on Robert Pattinson again #TheBatman
Yay Bills! Keep it up!!!
Home sick with complications to an allergic reaction (sore throat, cough, no voice, tested negative for COVID twice) and Dwight went to look for some cough medication for me. Not a bottle in sight. Is this the new TP scare?
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On my way to steal some cheer
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Mission Accomplished
Just found out my mom has COVID. She was convinced it was a sinus infection. Thankfully, she is vaccinated and got tested quickly, but she didn't have a booster. She's ok for now. I'm worried but not terrified. Please, get boosted! Also Merry Christmas.
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First time ever making a Key Lime Pie. I hope Papa @therealweissman is proud!
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Happy birthday to my lovely wife who has successfully convinced me to go on two rollercoasters in the last day.
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I LOVE FCG HE IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER
Replying to @CriticalRole
The next leg of our adventure finds us with Ashton played by @executivegoth and Fresh Cut Grass (F.C.G) played by @samriegel. Art by @agarthanguide #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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You know, I really appreciate when a game gives you the option to resolve conflict peacefully. @_MightyPotato and I are playing #Cyberpunk2077 together and we were able to get the spider bot thing without starting a fight. It was pretty cool!
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Dwight: I'm pretending to be a dad. Me: 👀 Dwight: *builds a shed*
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I want a Squishmallow, my sister says. Ok, I say.
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Apparently it's avocado toast. I would like to argue it's an avocado loaf.
I teach second grade students about rights and responsibilities. Here's the text about it. @Schwarzenegger is absolutely correct
📍Arnold—“Screw your freedom…because with freedom comes obligation & responsibilities.” Akin to wearing a mask—while you can think a traffic light🚦 restricts “freedom”—you cannot run a red light or else you can kill someone else. Thx @Schwarzenegger @biannagolodryga @AVindman
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Guess who got another weird catalogue in the mail!
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And finally, the only slightly reasonable thing I'd buy in a heartbeat if I had a dog
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I'm not even thirty yet why do I get these. Tbh I'm am slightly disappointed at the lack of his and hers moomoos
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