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Christian Longoria

@CLongo2112

I tell jokes for money then spend it on stupid things

 Austin, TX
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Joined December 2012
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Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵@JotaroPujoNov 4
We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Pop Base
@PopBaseJul 12
U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) has died at the age of 71.
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Ihavenoidea@sxmpocrxzyJun 14
Fox is playing against Spurs
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Fox 🤡
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Get Fox out of the game
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Zerigala@Zerigala69Jun 11
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Anthony
@omgitsbirdmanJun 11
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Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump1 Nov 2019
ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!
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shannon sharpe
@ShannonSharpeJun 11
WTF was Fox thinking? Just run the clock out or make them foul you. He’s played some DUMB 🏀 LAST 20mins
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Fox threw that game. Why on earth did he not run out the clock Generational loss
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Oh man
Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) profile pictureCharlie Kirk
@charliekirk1116 Jun 2014
Spurs are just a better basketball team
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Variety
@VarietyFeb 9
The wedding ceremony that took place during Bad Bunny's #SuperBowl Halftime Show was real. variety.com/2026/music/news/…
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Dodgers: we need one more run to win this game. Dodgers :
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I treat my body like a temple. But like how isis treats temples
That’s my BRUDDER 😤
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@FiveToolSTX20 Apr 2022
That’ll do it! Ben Longoria (@10Benlongoria) rips a line drive single into center to walk it off in extras. Westlake defeats Lake Travis 4-3 after eight innings of play. @WHSChapBaseball (TX) 2023 #uncommitted
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That’ll do it! Ben Longoria (@10Benlongoria) rips a line drive single into center to walk it off in extras. Westlake defeats Lake Travis 4-3 after eight innings of play. @WHSChapBaseball (TX) 2023 #uncommitted
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Reilly Sokolosky@reillysokolosky10 Apr 2022
First day in LA and I saw a girl slip and fall in piss
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Conan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien28 Mar 2022
Just saw the Will Smith slap. Anyone have a late night show I can borrow just for tomorrow?
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Gas price is redonk. any horse dealerships out in LA?
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¡Buy the dip!
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Germany sending 5000 helmets to Ukraine is the same as just putting your name on the group project after it’s done
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How has Chris Brown not gotten canceled yet?
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