Hey @BaltimoreMD, who keeps prank calling the fire department?

I guess that $44B isn't going to pay itself back, right @elonmusk ? bidspotter.com/en-us/auction…

And so begins the era of the #ElonWhale. #FailWhale born anew, but much worse.

Why is @tim_cook the villain in @JurassicWorld Dominion?

Nothing quite like listening to a politicians idiot wife talk about how pro gun HE is the day after a white racist 18 year old drives a couple hours to kill 10 black people in a Buffalo NY supermarket @KennedyforHouse.

Thank you @TSA for confiscating my nearly empty 6 oz can of shaving gel. Way to keep America safe. Take THAT terrorists!

Why is the in store music at @Ross_Stores so hilariously terrible?

Halo Infinite is an absolutely terrible game. The dialogue is total cringe and every attempt at villainous exposition is just skippable (the Y button on XBOX). The feeble attempts to push a valor points system are truly forgettable. All I want this game to be is over with. F-

Finally figured out where Sauron fled to after his defeat in Middle Earth. @Cheesecake

So now two days in with @HiltonHonors not letting me use points. They will not unlock my account and I'm getting a little (read: a LOT) frustrated with disinformation and ridiculous hoop jumping. You'd better have this fixed soon. Unsuspend me. Now.

Thanks, @mattswider! – at West View, PA

Okay @Apple. You got me with #UniversalControl. Well played. #WWDC21

#MacOSMonterey had better come with some serious fixes for Big Sur's garbage notification center. #WWDC21

#ForAllOfYou - the best way to guarantee a family will NEVER agree on what to watch together, ever. #WWDC21

Why is everyone at @Apple a master photographer? There is no way I am making my poorly lit drunken selfies my watch face. #WWDC21