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C L Jason💫

@CLJason

I’m just here to have a good time. Reposts, likes, and follows are not endorsements. Views are my own.

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Joined March 2009
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dolo@doloyeungNov 6
No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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@favwontmissNov 6
"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt" -Lying ass 90s teachers
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This one almost did me in
A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑 (@Taurus_Groove) profile pictureA Pimp Named Thickback 🍑
@Taurus_GrooveNov 6
My TikTok fyp is a mess I seen 3 videos back to back and each time I almost stopped breathing from how hard I was laughing
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Jan@_Sacho1Nov 6
76 Drums waku Chamboli? 😂 That makes a lot of sense
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We$t
@flygodTOct 24
Time really flies, I remember when he said “25 sitting on $25mil”
Kurrco (@Kurrco) profile pictureKurrco
@KurrcoOct 24
Happy birthday to Drake, he turns 40 today 🎈 What's his BEST album?
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LEE@authenttickOct 22
seeing adult identical twins is weird asf, you're too old for that shit
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Yuvraj@yuvrajtwtOct 21
16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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Joshwelt@weltszznnOct 20
Stop abbreviating shit, bro said "dyktmm?" mf do I know the muffin man?
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Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 20
Have to give the EU regulators credit where it’s due for making all Apple products use USB-C
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M.@blndvntOct 19
was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle
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成道e@narumitimatudaOct 18
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Kanamycin IV@PseudaurumOct 18
Deleting Instagram did NOTHING to improve my productivity. I now doomscroll on Google Maps.
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aria ౨ৎ@twnfantasyOct 18
me clicking “track order” exactly .238 seconds after ordering it
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L.A Rawk@Shush_LarawkOct 18
It’s genuinely fascinating how the modern human mind works….😂🤞🏾 Instead of IMMEDIATELY pausing the machine and trying to salvage the AirPod’s, she was like, lemme leave them in there for a bit longer, So I can take a video and ask people on the net if they can be saved😂😂
nena! (@adrizia4u) profile picturenena!
@adrizia4uOct 17
I just washed the AirPods that cost me a month’s salary and the light is still on. Anyone know if these can actually be saved?
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Chaté 🧊🦉@ChatnovskiOct 17
There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭
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IcyVert
@IcyVertOct 16
Very common situation
Umesh Kumar (@itsumeshk) profile pictureUmesh Kumar
@itsumeshkOct 16
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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:p@UnkleDellOct 15
niggas be telling chatgpt thanks
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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 12
Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are
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Meksika’da kadın futbolunda atılan bir gol, dünya genelinde 600 milyon kez izlendi.
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miya@miyarah_Oct 12
“¿no te importa si cancelamos?” yo:
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