😂 Oh, this is priceless. He was perfectly fine dishing it out when he thought the joke was funny… then somebody matched his energy and suddenly it became “You’re a terrible person!” 😭 Sir, you ordered the sarcasm. Don’t complain when it gets delivered to your table. If you can’t take it, don’t dish it out. 🤷‍♀️😂

JUSTICE FOR LILLY. 💔🐾 This is absolutely INFURIATING. Cody Zylks took his 9½-year-old dog, Lilly, to Southern Utah Animal Hospital for a routine ALLERGY SHOT. Instead, while Cody was holding her, Lilly was mistakenly injected with euthanasia medication and went limp in his arms. The veterinarian has acknowledged that a “major error occurred,” saying there was a mix-up involving a cat that had been scheduled for euthanasia but never showed up. How does something like this happen without someone verifying the animal, the owner, the procedure and the medication BEFORE administering a lethal injection?! And according to Cody, after Lilly was gone, he was told they could “buy you a new dog.” A new dog?! Lilly wasn't a piece of property you accidentally broke and replace off a shelf. She was a beloved member of their family. If this were my dog, I would be talking to an attorney immediately. This wasn't a little mistake. It was an irreversible, catastrophic failure. JUSTICE FOR LILLY. 💔

Apparently this Sydney Sweeney photo is supposed to be scandalous. 😂 I couldn’t care less. She’s an adult, she’s covered, and she looks great. A football is doing more work than some outfits I’ve seen on the red carpet. 🤷🏼‍♀️🏈 Of all the things happening in this world, THIS is what we’re clutching our pearls over? Next.

This somehow gets WORSE with every detail. 🤢 A domestic violence call in Polk County, Florida, led deputies to something they probably never expected to hear. According to Sheriff Grady Judd, 22-year-old Shane Clemens told investigators that he had been in a sexual relationship with his own mother, 46-year-old Christina Clemens, since he turned 18. Deputies questioned Christina, and Judd says she confirmed it—then reportedly told them they’d had sex “only about 100 times.” ONLY?! Ma’am, there is no number in that sentence where the word only belongs. 😳 Her husband reportedly said he didn’t know, although he had wondered why his wife and son would go into the master bedroom together and lock the door. Both mother and son were charged with incest, and Christina was additionally charged with adultery. Sheriff Judd summed it up pretty well: “That’s nasty. And it’s illegal.” I genuinely do not know what else to add to that. 🤮

Sad news tonight. 💔 TMZ reports that comedian Carrot Top (Scott Thompson), 61, has been hospitalized in Las Vegas following an apparent suicide attempt. His representative says he is recovering in the hospital and receiving the care and support he needs. His family is asking for privacy. You truly never know what someone may be battling behind the laughter and the smiles. Prayers for Carrot Top and everyone who loves him. 🙏❤️

WOW. Newly appointed Judge Assma Ali poses for her official photo—and there’s no American flag in sight. For someone entrusted with upholding American law from an American courtroom, you’d think displaying the flag would be the bare minimum. The question is why an American judge’s official portrait apparently couldn’t find room for the American flag. 🇺🇸 People have every right to ask questions about that.