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At some point the tinkering and listening has to end so, here sits my top 100 albums and EPs of the year!
You read things like this assuming it’s parody, and laugh, and then you notice the profile pic and realize they’re being 100% sincere
Lou Barlow rejecting Burger King in favor of Tacos Villa Corona… he’s the new king for that for real
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Art of Play has put the mechanical bird at the center of the Kelly Clarkson controversy on sale for $15 MILLION, according to co-owner Adam Rubin.
The store has also seen a surge in sales and foot traffic following the backlash.
Strategically timed for us to forget Jemima Kirke is doing a Woody Allen movie lol
Guess who’s back, back again…
#GIRLS, created by and starring Lena Dunham, will return to HBO Max for five new episodes.
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As the title may imply, I WAS SHOT IN THE HEART! is at times both poignant and absurd. The Male Pattern's Will Schwartz chats with us about the new album, crafting comedy through songwriting, LAW & ORDER, emotional fulfillment through art, and more! merrygoroundmagazine.com/dar…
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Is this a failing-to-condemn-genocide-era Thom Yorke's version of the Tár ending? Lines are open. xitter.cf/RollingStone/status/21…
🚨 Someone get this guy a charger
@Harry_Styles tells @thomyorke his laptop's been dead for 6 years and reveals where he keeps his notes: “On my phone. I use GarageBand a lot. And, like, voice notes.”
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If you find this funny or worthwhile in any way, just know that I truly think that I’m better than you.
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I had an amazing summer of doing nothing. Totally recommended. All that ends tomorrow and I'm back playing music in public this month and next. All shows are me solo.
I'll be slinging merch, drinking etc. Hope to see you there... 1/2
It’s a secret third thing
Lamar’s ankle sprain neither low nor high
nbcsports.com/fantasy/footba…
I think if someone in a fantasy league I was running legitimately called it “sportsball” i’d kick their ass out on the spot.
Replying to @nic_carter
"but you've automated your hobby"
no, fantasy football is not my hobby. it's more of a social obligation.
my actual hobbies are gainful and awesome and mostly involve being outside. not fixating on team news and sportsball RNG. i have more time to do them because I use AI for all the boring stuff in my life.
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what a lot of people don’t realize about Kramer from Seinfeld is that all 9 seasons he is silently battling HIV
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in a week where violence against women has been such a heavy conversation to bring this shit out is fucking disgusting
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Early Pros and Cons list on the #Dbacks bringing back Torey Lovullo..
What do we think ?




























