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Shares jokes, ideas & stories using words & pictures. German-born and Sydney-dwelling comedy writer and zine maker. Stand up comedian currently on hiatus.

Sydney, Australia
Joined March 2011
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Fonts hanging out pt 2
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I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs
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At this point in my life, all I look forward to is the Sumida Aquarium's annual update of their diagram illustrating the complex relationships of their penguins sumida-aquarium.com/sokanzu/…
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Started designing some new business cards. Got distracted by 18th-century trade cards. Made biscuit (cookie) versions of those instead. 🍪
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Autumn Leaf Couture
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and here's some high res pictures for those who feel these with their heart ❤️
Some of my recent works I did on MS Paint
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Some of my recent works I did on MS Paint
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Good work from a German ad agency which reads "protect the wildlife before it's too late"
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girls don't want boys, girls want the 19th century japanese fireman's jacket
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Husband asked 14yo to write down instructions on pet feeding for our son while we’re away. This is what she’s done. Cat & fish instructions to follow (dog is coming with us).
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With the rising popularity of women’s football I hope it will encourage women to tell men on dates that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t received an injury 😞
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I need something stronger than sleep but less than a coma.
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Super excited to declare I’ve spent the last few weeks holed up writing an article about whether women are funny or not ❤️❤️
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this is how a suit should fit
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everyone is trying to come up with a copy of twitter when we actually want a copy of 2007-2012 niche hobby blogs with a Google RSS reader that aggregated them into one feed
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The photo I'll use to show my Grandkids I did everything I could.
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Jemand lädt auf Tiktok ein Video mit den kleinen Geräuschen hoch, die seine Katze macht, während sie Milch trinkt, ein Mann aus Usbekistan legt Musik darauf, weitere Musiker kommen zu einem unglaublichen Mashup zusammen und am Ende entsteht eines der besten Videos in der Geschichte des Internets 💜
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Shoehorning the word "breakfast" does not make it so.
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A small % of the population will laugh as hard as I did at this…
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I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”
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