𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗨𝗜𝗚𝗜!

"𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙎 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙒𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝙇𝙐𝙄𝙂𝙄!" Portrayal of Waluigi from the Super Mario series. Multiverse friendly! #MarioRP #SMBRP #SuperMarioRP #SSBRP #MVRP 『♡ / ↺』

( Stretching his legs out so that he can kick your ass in tennis later. )

We were supposed to /give/ candy? Waluigi had already taken a handful from the bowl and stuffed it in his pocket.

[ A knock is heard on Y/M's door as the Halloween festivities die down a bit. To your surprise, Waluigi has appeared! ] "WAAAA! Gimme candy!"

( Not that anyone would've known, but that person was him. )

5/10, no waluigi

Not bouncy enough.

Places a comedically timed Bob-Omb inside Luigi's mailbox.

there's somehow negative health benefits for us assist characters

Waluigi hates pedophiles

Blows a raspberry at [Y/M].

. . . Throws the nearest solid object at his nose without warning.

you just hate me because you ain't me i fear

i was getting at the fact that you weren't burned to death

easy for you to say

Sulking from beyond the grave

someone gave me the wrong directions and i ended up in your stupid game