I probably annoy everyone I work with because I love to communicate with GIFs.

My mantra at work lately has been "Today is another opportunity to learn how to overcome new and unique challenges."

I just made it in myself! See you tomorrow!

Who's at #BHUSA this week? I'll be in today and leaving early Friday.

This is called "job security" for those of us on the defensive/reactive side, but fuckkkk.... microsoft.com/en-us/security…

AI is letting me build deterministic workflows at a pace I couldn’t touch before, and that’s the real power behind it. I’m really excited to start building around Protocol SIFT too - speeding up my analysts and scaling secure DFIR automation in the cloud. #DFIR #ProtocolSIFT

Surely this isn't real, it's a hilarious read. Especially as someone that lives in Arlington, works in Plano, and tells people I'm from Dallas when I travel. Japan Calls Out ‘Dallas Stadium’ Naming Before World Cup - Fort Worth Magazine fwtx.com/news/japan-threaten…

Life tip: Don't accept criticism from someone you wouldn't accept advice from.

Just landed in Nashville for the ISC² Security Congress. First time here, what's good? Heard maybe some music somewhere if you're lucky? 😜

Car wash = instant rain. So I'm removing my DFIR toolkit from my daily carry and going pure management mode. Guaranteed someone's getting ransomed before I get home.

I've spotted a @PhillipWylie in the wild, I'm currently stalking him like prey. Not really, he's taking pics with all his fans.

Finally in Vegas for my first Black Hat. Smokier than I remember... Who else is here already? I'll be around the floor tomorrow and Thursday, but today has some free time if anyone wants to meetup? #blackhat2025 #blackhatusa #fuckthemfires #itsHAWT

"Log2Timeline: For when Axiom isn't taking long enough, crashing hard enough, or using enough memory" #DFIR #WorkYouPOS

Finally getting to go to Hacker Summer Camp (really just BlackHat) on the companies dime! But... They don't have any rooms left in the room block. Anyone I know going? Maybe we sync up on a place?

FOR ALL THAT IS SACRED AND HOLY, PLEASE ENABLE XFF ON YOUR WAF'S AND LOAD BALANCERS! Thank you for coming to my rant.

Hey $dayjob you could have saved your $10k raise and simply given me the promotion I asked for without a salary increase and things would have been golden. But now... I think I'll be switching my LI banner to "Open to Work" and watch them flip the fuck out.

Fuck, Daredevil... What an opening.