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Astros were sacrificed for the Texans to win the Super Bowl. Deshaun ACL in 2017 all over again, but reverse…
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Can’t believe I’m saying this, but when does football season start? #Astros #Texans
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Because DEN wasn’t paying two other vets near-max money at the time; same with the other teams here.
Why did Denver not have to choose between Joker & Murray? Why don’t Orlando have to choose between Banchero & Wagner? Cavs not choosing between Garland & Allen or Mobley. OKC between JDub & Chet? Only the rockets have to choose between their two best young players??? 🙄
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There is a negative-100% chance Garcia makes the HOF, and near zero chance Semien makes it. Seager is a maybe, but has a lot of work to do.
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I don’t even know who this Astros team is that I’ve been watching.
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Where was Beltran playing in 2015 and 2016? 🤔
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All non-Astros fans need to read this entire thread:
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I love seeing @Mets and @Yankees fans fighting over Correa’s free agency #onhere, just to ultimately see him end up in an @astros or @tigers uniform.
I wonder if Easterby saw this article on Cal from @taniaganguli, and thought, now there’s a guy I can manipulate? bit.ly/3j10d40 @SeanTPendergast @SethCPayne @StephStradley
Good Lord, what has happened to Houston sports over the last 12 months? @HoustonTexans @astros @HoustonRockets
Man. What the hell happened to Houston sports over the past year?
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Bill O’Brien ruined this team beyond recognition. #WeAreTexans
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This feels like in Varsity Blues when the team left Bud Kilmer in the locker room at halftime, and the players went out and ran everything on their own. 😆
After coaching change, Deshaun Watson expresses confidence in Tim Kelly's play-calling: 'Hell yeah. Tim Kelly has the open book to do what he wants and control this offense with me. We're going to do it together.' houstonchronicle.com/texas-s…
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@bsanchez1267 @PatDStat Would think the same thing if players on other teams were making same decisions. But seems mostly isolated w/ 49ers
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