Sometimes I say witty things. Sometimes I forget Twitter exists for months.
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Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
I haven’t had enough sleep or coffee for this additional resolution. I’m voting no on the “dance dance” resolution. #flumc23
Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
The delegation has a long way to go in regards to human sexuality and racism… and I’m sick of the BS in Jesus name. This plaques the global church as well. Being black & queer is hard and add Christian…even worst. Hear my prayer, God. #sejumc – at Lake Junaluska, NC
Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
Love not only means that we wish others well or that we are good to others, but first and foremost, at the root, that we welcome others, make room for others, make space for others.
Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
Desert Southwest Board of Ordained Ministry statement in Florida AC #flumc22 #dscac2022
Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
Congratulations to @SharonFLUMC the first woman of color episcopal nominee from the #FLUMC! #FLUMC22
Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
My fellow dems and rational humans everywhere: @staceyabrams doesn’t pay for her own drinks anymore. Ever. That woman earned our undying gratitude, win or lose tonight. Thanks for the fighting chance. #georgia #GASenateRaces
Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
Having Christians justify the moral failings of politicians they like while being enraged about the Half-Time show is exactly what I've come to expect. Justice is too complicated and self-condemning so we settle for a superficial moralism that requires almost nothing of us.
Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
Do your thing, universe! 👑💫
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Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
Shakira is 43 and JLo is 50. You can’t tell me they’re not the most impressive athletes in that stadium tonight, my god.
Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
That was the PERFECT halftime show for Miami. Shakira and JLo did the damn thing!! #PepsiHalftime 🔥 🔥
Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
i am not concerned with the sports. i am however. very concerned with the snacks associated
Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
Literally all of America watching James get sent home when Ally should’ve gone home a long time ago #DWTS
Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
James getting sent home BY THE JUDGES is worse than Sean Spicer staying in the competition as long as he did #DWTS
Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
James Van Der Beek was the best dancer the entire season long and he’s going home. This show is absolute garbage. #DWTS
Carlene FM Johnson retweeted
Fun fact: two-way communication is a better way of creating change rather than the one-way comm that has happened these past two days. When will we get to talk to each other? #justsaying #LI2019UMC