Realistic Chelsea Fan and Board Certified Nika Mühl Propagandist @nikasbenchpress

he/him
Joined December 2023
Wow she's tall
Goals, goals, goals🤩 Spain are simply 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅!
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wires - retweeted
"Cutting red tape costs taxpayers nothing."
Cutting red tape costs taxpayers nothing. It’s a common sense solution to get Britain building.
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arsenal oomfs can you go repost the kyra player of the month announcement thing again please because I can't do it
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Guys what the fuck is #dwts because I know for a fact it isn't down with the sickness by disturbed but there's nothing else with that abbreviation
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Spain should be very scared
Spain will bring out Vicky Lopez England will respond with Freya Godfrey
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"Any exit down to RS" FUCK
Piece on Arsenal ▪️Some believed Slegers was stepping down after Paris ▪️Club backing then + now ▪️Any exit down to RS ▪️Squad confidence low ▪️Concerns of communication/decisions under pressure + ability to maximise squad @charlotteharpur @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7665190…
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So bisexual with a preference?
i do think we need a label for “not a lesbian, but the chances of finding a man attractive are insanely low” because i am by definition not a lesbian but bisexual in the way it’s mostly understood by society doesn’t quite fit either and ik im not alone in that sentiment
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Imagine being a respected professional in your industry and you go into an interview about your profession and some dickhead goes "yeah but did you see this story about you and your coworker lol" I'd be flipping tables
now why the FUCK would you ask him about fanfiction oh my god can we please stop normalizing this 😭😭😭😭😭
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nice of them to print one for gary barlow's son
🚨🚨| JUST IN: A giant Lionel Messi shirt is being flown over his hometown Rosario, as he prepares for his 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 for Argentina. 🇦🇷🐐
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Less than 2 weeks till I face a 10 yr prison sentence for daring to challenge the establishments media.
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41 year old man can't handle a situation changing and the guy responsible for making decisions making a decision lmfao nobody cares
🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL! CRISTIANO RONALDO STATEMENT: “This is the truth on what has happened with Jorge Jesus”. As I promised, I decided to recount, in the first person and directly, the circumstances surrounding the last training camp of the National Team. After the 2026 World Cup I prepared a letter to the Portuguese people, which I still keep, with the words I want to address to them when I leave our team for good. At the end of the competition, already on the flight back from the United States, the President of the Federation asked and insisted that I reconsider the decision to leave, because the FPF wanted me to continue. Right afterwards he asked me for my opinion on the name of the current head coach, which he was considering alongside other names he did not reveal to me. I told the President of the Federation that, in my opinion, it would be the right choice. That is why, on the day the current head coach was presented, I was genuinely happy with the choice. It was the right option, as the results are confirming. A few days later I received a first contact from the new national team coach saying he would like to meet me in person. I said yes and we scheduled it for the end of my holidays. We met at the Cidade do Futebol, where my club was holding its pre-season training camp. That day the coach told me he was counting on me and that my presence was fundamental to his project. He presented me, right there, with a plan for my participation. He told me I would play the first match and the last one, and that for reasons of physical management he would always make three to four changes per match. At that point he raised the possibility of me not travelling with the national team to Norway and Denmark. He proposed that I play the first match and stay in Portugal, then rejoin before the match at the Dragão. I refused this proposal immediately. It seemed obvious to me that I could not accept it. It was not because I would not play the matches abroad that I would stop captaining our team. That privilege of staying in Portugal would not be a good example. The coach ended up agreeing with my analysis. This conversation was attended by Simão Coutinho, sporting director of Al Nassr, the person to whom the current coach reported throughout last season and one of those responsible for his signing by the club in 2025. On the eve of the start of the camp the coach came to my house in Lisbon, at his request, for another conversation with me. The conversation was calm and all the principles agreed in August were maintained. I played the match at Alvalade and, although substituted, I made no problem of it. I put the armband on Bruno Fernandes myself, far from imagining that I might be taking my last steps as a player and captain of the National Team. What mattered to me that day was our victory. Winning is always good; in Portugal and for my country, even better. At lunchtime on the day of the match in Norway, an assistant to the coach came to the table where the group was having lunch and informed me that the coach wanted to speak to me. To my absolute surprise, the coach asked me if I was fit to play 30 minutes. I was fully focused on my physical recovery, integrated with my teammates as always, and thinking that I would not play that day. Without any problem. This request was something outside my physical recovery and training plan — because I was only going to play on the 4th at the Dragão — but of course I said yes. He replied that I should then be ready because I would play 30 minutes. The rest everyone knows. I warmed up from half-time, watched the minutes go by, and was not called. The coach had broken his word to me.
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Can the addition of point guard Georgia Amoore lead the Lynx to their second championship in WNBL27? 🏆 Check out the Roster Tracker: wnbl.com.au/news/wnbl27-rost…
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mind you
Replying to @CFCWires
you don’t know what rockmelon is??
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saniya, you literally are a WALKING SIN! girl, get off my fyp?!!!? 😭☠️
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Wieke with the difference-maker in our #UWCL opener. 💥
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'The Cancer Guarantee' would genuinely be a fucking amazing band name, someone get on this
Reading off the lineup at a prog rock festival
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Reading off the lineup at a prog rock festival
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A magician at work. ✨ All four of @Guro_Reiten’s goals against Bristol City. 🔥
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