Wow, a win and a clean sheet, who’d have thunk it! Hope everyone up at the Hillbilly Dicky Thingy Doo Dah stadium has a safe journey home. I’m on my sickbed (or rather, sofa.) Deliberately stayed off here because you get too many negative Normans & Nellies in match days. 💙⚽️👏

So Chelsea Pride put on a craft activity in the Tea Bar last Saturday. You might know I’d want to customise another jacket with the patches I chose & added a few of my own. During the week I sourced the perfect jacket. Work in progress 💙⚽️

Perfectly put! instagram.com/p/Dei1DLbIN_t/…

A wonderful night @alanfletcher. Thank you to you and your lovely Jen & the band for a great time, lovely chatting, hope to see you next time, lots of love 🥰 xxx

Well, good for you Super Frank! 🤩💙⚽️

I get that it’s entertaining @bbc606 but you’re having so many people on tonight who can’t string a sentence together, especially John. Does he need counselling? He sounds like he needs it 🫣🤣

I wish so much that people would understand neurodivergence better. That at least, we wouldn’t be labelled weird, freaky or unfriendly. Sometimes I hate having to explain again & again & again then wonder why I’ve bothered because no one listened & very few care 😭

Great to see you looking so well @davejlee69 A fabulous day at the Bridge 💙⚽️

Jason again Ole Ole 🤣💙👏Good to see you as always @jasoncundy05

What’s happening? I can’t imagine 😂💙

Had a lovely day including brunch out with the family. Then had an argument with a pavement. (Non alcohol related btw.) Result could’ve been worse - left foot unable to take much weight, little finger of right hand bruised & swollen, right knee grazed. Benched for now 🫣🤣

Stadium size transparent bag for away days incase of extra officious stewards. I know. I’m bored. Can we get back to the real football please 😂

Someone on Ten To The Top just answered a pop quiz question, the correct answer was Garth Brooks but they said Garth Crooks 🫣🥱🤣🤣🤣

Nothing gives me greater pleasure in the WSL than to beat those arrogant, loud mouthed up themselves Gooners. Well done Chelsea Women. I wish I could’ve been there ( I’d planned to go) but I’m just getting better from lurgy. 💙⚽️👏

This drinking alcohol in the stand is all well & good @andyburnham if you sit in the posh seats. Imagine when you’re front row being less mobile & using walking aid. Your team scores. Enthusiastic ladz rush down to be on the TV & spray beer on you. No thanks. 🙂‍↔️

If he’s anything like his brother then this doesn’t surprise me. I was at a party & politely asked Gonzalo for a photo. I was invited there by the same person as him. He was entitled to say no but not to snap my head off. He looked so miserable, contrary to teammates.

Enzo has to walk round by the home fans now he’s been subbed. How unfortunate for him 🫣😝

Great to see you yesterday as always @jasoncundy05 💙⚽️👏

Oh @Langers313 seeing your dad turned me into a giggly 16 year old again yesterday Sarah 🫣😂💙 I had to remind myself’Carol you’re nearly 66!’ 😂So nice to see you Tommy 🥰💙⚽️

The young lad in the Megastore asked ‘if I needed help.’ I explained I was just deciding what size shirt I needed. He insisted I needed a women’s L or XL. This is a S. What was happening? He thinks older women want to/should wear baggy clothes? What? 😳🙄