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See ya’ll in the Piastri and Jones stands for the ‘27 #AusGP 🤗

Chad Powers is comedy gold!! Can’t believe the amount of people who haven’t heard of it… Wake up folks, ya’ll are missing out! It’s legit the only reason I still have my Disney+ subscription. #ChadPowers #Pesticide

The Oscar Piastri / Sainz incident & subsequent paltry penalty brings the whole sport into disrepute. Why should fans spend thousands on merch & tickets when the FIA won’t spend a dime hiring competent people to effectively enforce the rules?! F1 is becoming a joke. @F1 @FIA

This is what happens when the coach benches our best player and messes with our mojo 🙄 Hey Popovic, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Let this be a lesson for upcoming games. #USAAUS #Socceroos

Gwyneth Paltrow says “waking up for a morning run can be brutal” in her tone-deaf pro Israel ad. She should try running barefoot in the middle of the night while bombs are flying overhead. Despicable woman. I guess every soul has a price and hers was met. Shame, shame, shame.

Is anyone else’s long-suffering Essendon supporter husband having a #Hirdgasm over the prospect of James Hird returning? I’ve never seen him this hyped! He’s even talking about becoming a member again which for someone who hates parting with money is a BIG deal lol.

So everyone knows Jacinta Allan told the Fed Square puppets to faux decline showing the World Cup games so she could swoop in and be the hero, yeh?

Has anyone else noticed that birds are starting to get more brazen? 😳

I guess we all become court jesters for the 1%? Seriously though, the human race is eradicating itself and no one seems to care.

If you injure your shoulder fist-pumping the air when Oscar Piastri takes pole, does that mean you’re getting old? Asking for a friend 😬 #QatarGP

Having to pay exorbitant amounts for venue parking because Melbourne is no longer safe to park a few blocks away and walk. Thank you @JacintaAllanMP

See ya’ll in the Piastri Grandstand in ‘26 #HumbleBrag

Let’s be clear: Lando didn’t propose Oscar pit first to help him with Leclerc (that was Wily Wills twist on it), he was worried about Piastri receiving a safety car stop. Period. And it backfired. Yet Mclaren still let Norris have his cake and eat it too. Wow. #ItalianGP

I should be able to choose my masseuse just like (I assume) men choose their whores at whorehouses.

Scene suggestion: When Batista thinks he’s finally caught Dexter only for Dex to inevitably escape his clutches yet again, Dex looks at him and with a wry smile says “the Doakes on you.” End scene. #DexterResurrection

Horner and Red Bull are essentially swatting McLaren with all their baseless complaints to the FIA. They’re no better than the deranged fans harassing Britney with faux police call-outs lol #FreeMcLaren 😆

Anyone else feel like Toto is trying to not-so-subtly sabotage George so as to justify getting Max? But George always foils his plan and pulls through somehow. He’a like the kid who always finds his way home after being ‘forgotten’ at the store 🤣#BahrainGP

#LadyGaga new song is utterly HORRIFIC. I’m assuming she funded that turkey herself cos surely there’s no way a studio would cough up cash for that garbage. Let’s all say #ABRACADABRA together and make it disappear! 🫥 #Dud

I feel like a lot of someone’s problems could be solved by a nap. Sad? Anxious? Tired? Hungry? Take a nap. You’re welcome, world. #HolisticHealth

Today I witnessed a grown man unable to use a fully automated coffee machine where all he had to do was select his preferences. Humanity is doomed. If ever there was a case for natural selection, this is it.