@CFCCatalyst

• Football Twitter • Itweet anything Chelsea FC • Civil Engineer •

Anywhere there's money.
Joined April 2024
I just remembered this babe called my dad's phone saying she wanted to talk to me.💔 My dad came back from work and gave me the phone to talk to her, the whole family was sitting there watching. At that moment, I prayed to God to give me the ability to undergo sublimation.
“It’s my mom’s phone please don’t call back I love you” Nigerian girls were worth dying for back then.
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💞🇫🇷 Zinedine Zidane: “I would have loved to play with a player like Rayan Cherki when I was a player!”. “He finds such incredible passes, and he even knows how to play without the ball…”. “He’s a baller, a real baller”.
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To the 1% who stopped to look: You made my day ✨………… Owner of Lagos
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Replying to @shelovesore
4. What’s your 4 favorite pictures since the beginning of this year?
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Jacquet is definitely better than any version of Chelsea's Fofana and he has a higher ceiling than him.
You guys are telling everyone Jacquet is better than Colwill and Fofana with this tweet.
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Reuben retweeted
3 miniature paintings still available oo. Please, buy arts.
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The werey still land with hin legs.😭😂
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Hi, my name is Sonnet You've doomscrolled your way down to my art, enjoy 🧡
Hi, my name is Ifure You’ve doomscrolled your way down to my art, enjoy 🤍
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Good afternoon I’m LAMMIE, and here are my arts
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*What state are you from?* Me: Nasarawa *They proceed to tag me an hausa guy* If I tell them no, they'd proceed to say I'm still a northerner.😭 No, I'm not a notherner please.🙏
When I tell you I’m from Plateau state, DO NOT ever tell me I’m a Northerner Plateau state is in the middle belt and not the North. Also, I’m not an “arewa babe” 🙄
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Reuben retweeted
Jurgen Klopp when asked about his underwhelming start as Germany manager: 🗣 "If people expected a miracle in 90 minutes, they can keep waiting. We will look ugly before we look beautiful. That is how every good story starts."
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My mum is dying, plzz help retweet 🙏😞
I'm begging you again Help my mum survive this stroke. She's more useful to me alive than dead. I know you understand this, but I wish u truly know how it feels. Ur donation will help me give her a better medical care. Pls dont give up on us yet, help us get our happiness back🙏
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If you eat Amala you're a very dangerous human being capable of taking people's life.
If you love Eba you’re a wicked person and have a very dark soul
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Focus remains. 👊
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A first senior call-up for Lexi Potter. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Congratulations, Lexi! 👏
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I can't even imagine myself in this settings. 😭😭
I think sometimes your upbringing and the strictness of your parents, contributes to how you behave both online and offline If i defame a billionaire and they say my parents should make a video and beg They will never agree My father will tell them to detain me Omo ehn 😂😂
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this was supposed to be my last tweet, and im not sharing this for pity or anything but i just want to be transparent and for people to know that there really is light. you’re always worth fighting for; don’t push those people away. happy suicide prevention month everyone 💙
up the chels forever. london is blue today and every day. take care of each other and YOU. 💙
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Sir can you please open your comments let's dicuss??
At a private dinner in Paris yesterday evening with His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, whose bold and forward-thinking reforms have put our economy firmly on a path of sustainable growth. The results are increasingly evident top Nigerian companies now included on the FTSE Russell Frontier 50 Index, the NGX at historic highs, increased foreign direct investment and renewed economic confidence, a unified and more stable foreign exchange market, foreign reserves standing strong at about $55 billion, and so much more. I remain proud of you, Mr. President! 🇳🇬 …F.Ote💲
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Tuesday - Yoruba had it, please tell me I nailed it, I mean, I know I did, but I’d still like to hear it. 😌💙 nitter.cf/joy_nahza/stat… By the way, Iya what now? 😌
Monday 🤎 - looking your best can improve productivity, dress good today! 🫵🏽 Also, dress how you want to be addressed. Bye. 🤧
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Arsenal fans are not real. When will you guys realise that saying the truth will not stop you from being a fan or make you less of a fan. There was an Arsenal fan I stopped arguing with, Arsenal has never done wrong in his eyes, an Arsenal player could shoot someone in broad daylight and this guy would say it was a mistake, not deliberate and he should not be punished. Odegaard said Bernardo Silva does not belong to football. I'm asking if he has told Declan RIce the same thing, see Arsenal fans defending it. What is there in also saying Rice did wrong, Bernardo did wrong, both deserve punishment, what is there? will you d!e if you say the truth?
We called out Bernardo Silva, but please sshhhh. Declan Rice deliberately clipped Morgan Rogers the other day, he deliberately kicked Yalcouye just last week. Just shhhh!
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2nd of October is for bed of roses.
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