Special education teacher * Coordinator of special education * Technology Systems Specialist (aka tech support-ish for my favorite group of educators)
Chesterfield, Virginia
Joined June 2009
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Parents: we know. It's week two of being home from school. The backyard is a glacier, the storm snacks are gone, and the house feels smaller by the hour. The next time your child tells you, "I'm bored," give them some extra screen time... guilt-free on sos.fbi.gov.
The FBI's Safe Online Surfing (SOS) program turns cyber security into a game for grades 3-8. They get the high score; you get a moment of peace. Everyone wins while we wait for the thaw.
Is anyone else disappointed that @panera doesn't have French onion soup as part of the value duets?
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This plus "finish reading list". What's on your winter break to-do list? #winterbreak #Teachers
Last Saturday was a beautiful day for @Spiders_FB. While I enjoyed @RMCfootball yesterday, I can't wait to return to Robins Stadium with the Spiders next Saturday. #LoveCollegeFootballYall
It's a miracle! We are so happy! And we know we couldn't have done it without the support of so many!! #ReignOn
So good but how?!?
A student the other day was like, "Mr., have you heard Chance sing 'Hot in Here' like a country song?"
Just that phrase alone blew my mind.
Then I watched the video and...🤯🤯🤯
How is this so good?
youtube.com/watch?v=TRCJZ9Uu…
When you are headed to work knowing you are in back to back training sessions from 9am-930pm today but realize it'll be a great day. Can't go wrong when you start your day with @MsLaurynHill #TrueStory #Facts #90sTeenager
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One time I staffed a training for mental health staff on micro aggressions. Doing registration. When I signed in the director of the org, she said her name. as I handed her her name tag I must have twitched. She asked what was wrong. (1)
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Me: So my husband --
First grader: You have a husband?
Me: I do, the whole time you've known me.
First grader: Oh. I always thought you were feral.
Me: Er, do you mean 'single'?
First grader: Whatever the word is that you use for stray cats.
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Round 2 of fireworks tonight with @ChesterfieldPR at the fairgrounds. Who else is coming?
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This is a mathematics joke. The number 8 is talking with a psychotherapist.
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New K & PK students can get acquainted with a school bus and learn about bus safety at My First School Bus July 18-20, 22 & 25-29. This is a partnership of #oneCCPS, @CCPLVA and @CCPDVa. Registration is required and begins two weeks before each event at library.chesterfield.gov/eve….
Round 1 of fireworks to celebrate July 4th. Great job @RichmondKickers. I wish I had video of the fireworks while "Fireworks" was playing though 🥳