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What’s the best way to fall asleep on a plane?
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Why do Republicans need to vote UP and Down the ballot? They can’t just go one direction, From the top down?
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Dear congressmen and women. When I speak, you WILL listen. You work for US. The people. I read a list of quotes from @charliekirk1776 to members of Congress and their staff. They wouldn’t look me in the eye. So I didn’t give them a choice.
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@Good Day Philadelphia Wiener Bros. Productions?
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So he wouldn‘t look like this anymore? #FckDonJr 🤡 #FckTrmp
It has been revealed that Donald Trump Jr. had what some would call “gender affirming treatment,” to masculinize his jaw before his wedding. Pure Skin Palm Beach notified the public that Don Jr. had a procedure called Ultherapy. Ultherapy is a treatment designed to stimulate collagen and tighten skin. For the jawline, the aim is to make the contours of the lower face appear sharper without altering the underlying bone.
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We live in a country where an alcoholic runs our military, a former heroin addict is in charge of our health and they both report to a convicted felon & adjudicated rapist. And Christians support them all. What a time to be alive 🤪
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Replying to @atrupar
Don't let Obama buy the election by handing out unlimited free money to states.
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Let's check the tape:
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The saddest part of 2016 was how many people believed the worst rumors about a woman, while ignoring the worst facts about a criminal man
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Great moments in history as told by Donald Trump… 🥳
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I want u Trump lovers to read this nice and slow. Donald Trump didn’t watch the 9/11 attacks. Didn’t clear Ground Zero Rubble. And he didn’t bring construction workers over there. What he did do is pledge a $10,000 donation. Nice, right? HE FKN STIFFED THEM LIKE HE DID TO YOU
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This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect. "Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. 'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
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Reminder: Donald Trump’s immediate reaction to the 9/11 attacks was to brag that his building was now the tallest in downtown Manhattan after the Twin Towers collapsed.
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It’s just wild how 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline BUT we're allowing them to run our ENTIRE country.
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Piss Trump off. Share this ad.
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The audacity of politicians to say that “No one wants socialism” while enjoying free healthcare, pensions, and lifetime salaries is wild.
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