@CDCgovOfficial

CDC’s UNofficial Twitter source for daily incredible health & safety updates from Centers for Disease Control & Prevention. Parody account. https://xitter.cf/t.co/IvBZwT5kpB

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it doesn’t exist
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Cars are becoming safer. Bravo to the @US_DOT! That is totally it and nothing else
Kim McGill@KimMcGillLA19 Dec 2022
The Centers for Disease Control ⁦⁦@CDCgov⁩ ⁦@CDCgovOfficial⁩ just reported that guns have now overtaken vehicle crashes as the leading cause of death for American children ages 1 through 18. Drug overdose deaths are also up dramatically. ⁦@ECCUnion⁩
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Oh come on, be a good sport and let it ride xitter.cf/billdubs/status/158282…
Yes. “Dartboard” is a term we are trialing currently for children, along with “Sieve,” “Swiss Cheese,” and “Minefield.”
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Ok guys we’ve figured out a monkeypox cure: stop bagging people you don’t know
what the fuck is a monkeypox
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