@CConnell8

I'm a cynic, a writer, a nerdy podcaster and a hot sauce aficionado all rolled into an adorable ball of rage. He/him

 Jersey City, NJ
charlieconnell.substack.com/p/coming-soon
Joined March 2011
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I definitely picked the wrong year to stop drinking
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Patrick Wyman@Patrick_Wyman6 Nov 2024
All that bullshit about “this isn’t who we are,” and here we are again, but more convincingly this time. It’s exactly who we are! Read this country’s actual history, not the pretend version that makes you feel warm and fuzzy, and the through-line is pretty obvious
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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker5 Nov 2024
when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala tweet of the election
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@cameron5 Nov 2024
The Harris-Biden Administration has cost the crypto industry $500 million in legal fees. Vote Trump and this goes to $0. Vote Harris and this will balloon to $ billions. Choose wisely.
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This is your bi-annual reminder that election day should be a federal holiday
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Sesame Street
@sesamestreet4 Nov 2024
We all face moments when things feel overwhelming, and that’s okay. Remember, you are not alone.
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Yes, when I think about the greatest beaches in the world Scotland is the only location to come to mind
Acyn
@Acyn1 Nov 2024
Trump: That beautiful white skin that I have would be nice and tan. I have the whitest skin because I never have time to go out in the sun. I have that beautiful white. It could’ve been beautiful tan.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This image is AI generated. You can easily spot that by looking for doorhandles, which the production cybertruck doesn't have. torquenews.com/11826/urgent-a…
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Max Tani@maxwelltani29 Oct 2024
Sidebar message from a staffer in the WaPo newsroom Zoom chat during this afternoon’s meeting
Max Tani@maxwelltani29 Oct 2024
During a meeting this afternoon with staff, WaPo top editor Matt Murray thanked employees for their hard work and apologized for hardship the non-endorsement caused the newsroom. But added "It’s done, it’s happened" and now the question is how the paper moves forward.
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Every single time I read the words "parts per million" I am bound, by law, to play this song. It makes reading about science fun! youtube.com/watch?v=Cf5wlXR9…
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American exceptionalism.
Jessica Mendoza@jessmendoza29 Oct 2024
Hitting pancakes is fun. @GetUpESPN @Foxworth24
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Me on Saturday: "Halloween III: Season of the Witch is the dumbest movie I've ever wasted time on" Me this morning: "Two more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, two more days to Halloween, SIL-VER SHAMROCK!"
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Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman29 Oct 2024
It’s important to remind the Yankees fans in your life that there is precedent for a team coming back from down 0-3 in a playoff series. They need and love to hear it.
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Funny, if Lee was such a great general why is Grant on my $50 bill?
KevinlyFather 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇲🇼🇸🇿
@KevinlyFather26 Oct 2024
Trump claims that Lincoln had a phobia of Robert E. Lee. Lincoln apparently had "the yips". Also, Trump's generals thought Lee was the best "in terms of genius". Trump has told the Lincoln phobia story before. No historian has been able to verify it. Lincoln never met Lee.
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Wrestle Ops
@WrestleOps23 Oct 2024
Mick Foley with a message to America and Donald Trump.
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I'd open up every rally or town hall by sitting in a chair and silently (and angrily) stare down one person in the front row as Sleep's Dopesmoker plays in its entirety
Morgan J. Freeman
@mjfree15 Oct 2024
Donald Trump “danced” & swayed for 39 MINUTES last night in PA with puppy-slaughter @KristiNoem to this playlist, then walked off stage. What’s your favorite track?
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I wrote about my last trip to the Oakland Coliseum a little while back, just wanted to share it out again. Also, a huge thanks to everything @LastDiveBar, @jvb43 and all the others for inspiring me to actually head home again. anotherjaneprattthing.com/p/…

One Last Day at the Oakland Coliseum

I had to go to one final game before the A’s abandoned Oakland.

anotherjaneprattthing.com
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Support Luke. Hell World is a true work of art and pretty much the only email I get and don’t hate
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Fitzy Mo Peña@FitzyMoPena9 Oct 2024
Bob Dylan
@bobdylan9 Oct 2024
I ran into one of the Buffalo Sabres in the elevator at the Prague hotel. They were in town to play the New Jersey Devils. He invited me to the game but I was performing that night.
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I'm usually the first person to point out the faults of the NY Times, but you have to tip your cap when they get it right. This article is incredibly powerful and needs to be read. nytimes.com/interactive/2024…
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