A mediocre Gunbreaker in FFXIV, Zalera Server, Crystal Data Center. | Remember Matthew 21:17 | Proud Tylenol American

Las Vegas, NV
Joined November 2024
I can't recall if I ever posted my Gunbreaker glam, so here it is. The pieces are all dyed Jet Black and Pure White. Mandervillious Gunblade Quaintrelle's Hat Appointed Jacket Strife Gloves Collegiate Skirt No. 2 Type B Boots Emerald Carbuncle Earring (The most important part) I call this glam "Tanking is my business"
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The moment the ambulance hit that tree in "Bart the Daredevil."
What do you think is the single funniest moment in TV history?
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i’m so scared what does this even do
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Decided to start Ocarina of Time with NSO and the N64 controller since I’ve never played it, the goal is to try to beat it before the remake drops. The only Zelda games I’ve played are Twilight Princess, WW, Minish Cap, BOTW and TOTK. And I’m just sitting here like…
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This level of incompetence is being normalized. Fight back.
My daughter caught the surgical team marking her right knee when the surgery was scheduled for her left. ACL repair, pretty routine. She's on the table, already sedated but still conscious. Surgeon comes in with a marker to indicate the surgical site. Starts drawing on her right knee. My daughter, groggy but aware: "That's the wrong knee." Surgeon looks up. "What?" "Left knee. ACL tear is in my left knee." Surgeon checks the chart. Confusion on his face. Checks again. "The consent form says right knee." My daughter tries to sit up against the restraints. "The consent form is wrong. The MRI, the physical therapy, everything has been for my LEFT knee." Nurse jumps in, checking the computer. "Doctor, the imaging is all left knee. The PT notes say left. The orthopedic consult says left." Surgeon looks at the consent form again. "But you signed this saying right knee." "Because I trusted you to give me the right form! My LEFT knee is the one that's injured!" Room goes quiet. Anesthesiologist stops prep. Everyone's looking at each other. Surgeon finally calls timeout. "Let me verify the imaging." Takes fifteen minutes. Comes back. "You're correct. The consent form was filled out wrong. We'll need to redo the paperwork." My daughter refused to proceed that day. Made them reschedule, triple-check everything, and have the orthopedic surgeon who did her initial consult verify before she'd come back. Surgery happened two weeks later. Different surgical team. She made them show her the imaging and consent form before allowing any sedation. Got a call from hospital risk management apologizing for the "clerical error." Clerical error. They almost operated on the wrong body part. She left a detailed review. Hospital never publicly responded.
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Donut mugsturbate with that please
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I genuinely think every airline CEO should have to fly middle seat in economy for 10 hours twice a month. Same tiny seat. Same limited legroom. Same person reclining in front of you. Same overpriced food. If you’re running an airline, you should regularly experience the product exactly like your customers do.
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29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had this exchange with a Khlav Kalash vendor. On September 21, 1997, #TheSimpsons episode “The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson” first aired on Fox.
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In 2023 Karine Jean-Pierre revoked African journalist Simon Ateba’s press pass because she considered his questions “disruptive.” After suing he was told he could stand in the back of the briefing room, and was never called on despite being the only African journalist. None of these legacy propaganda outlets put out a statement in support of his first amendment rights or boycotted Biden in solidarity.
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昨日は高崎駅構内の「神津牧場」で、食べたかったゴールドバターソフトを食べてきました。 澄ましバターの鍋にジャージーミルクソフトをどぷんと漬ける、なんとも罪深いスイーツ。表面パリパリになったバターが不思議な食感で、そのままでもおいしいソフトクリームが大変危険な味わいに……!
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昨日は高崎駅構内の「神津牧場」で、食べたかったゴールドバターソフトを食べてきました。 澄ましバターの鍋にジャージーミルクソフトをどぷんと漬ける、なんとも罪深いスイーツ。表面パリパリになったバターが不思議な食感で、そのままでもおいしいソフトクリームが大変危険な味わいに……!
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Finally, a foid that understands men
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Just had to call my credit card company. When I finally got through to a human, it sounded like he was at a Mumbai bazar being held inside a wind tunnel. He immediately began screaming at me that he couldn't hear me because something is wrong with MY phone, and that I should hang up and call back once I fix it. I'm incapable of conveying any of my feelings about this within this platform's terms of service. But, hey, at least it's nice to know that both political parties are doing everything they can to get that guy American citizenship, because we really need him.
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We’re getting year round Nog. Easter Nog, Valentine’s Nog, Independence Nog…
Excuse me, my Noggers… I am pleased to report that Christmas Milk isn’t just for Christmas anymore! 😍 Christmas Milk is now Halloween Milk, too! 🎃 Bless it!
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Please help if you can
A local animal shelter (Friends of Henderson Animal Support) was robbed. Related: WTF is wrong with people? fohas.org/
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This man lives in constant fear of Les Claypool showing up with a sword and screaming “There can be only one!”
Brian Bromberg is a jazz virtuoso who once recorded an entire album of Jimi Hendrix on bass, that's the level we're talking about. Here he is unloading on "Bass Face" with his Unapologetically Funky Bombastic Band. Watch what he does with four strings.
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Streaming services 10 years ago: switch to us!! No commercials! Share your passwords!! Sharing is caring! Streaming services now: we never said that. Here's 15 ads and you have to confirm your password every 5 minutes.
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The 'delete my browser' Final Boss
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