@CCCurmudge

The 'Mudge brings club & golf commentary laced with sarcasm, ascerbic wit, caustic humor & HEAT 🔥🧨. Militant walker. Persimmon & Blades. #shrinkthegame

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Joined February 2026
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Ask Yip about the odds of a 37 hdcp making 3 net albatrosses and then get back to me. And it isn't a comparison about what an "A" player does vs a "D" player. No need to get bitchy, dude...
MM🇺🇸@MMGOLFSTUDIOSSep 9
Fuck sake, relatively new 37 handicaps are actually the only ones who DO make 3 net albatrosses in 27 holes. You know who doesn’t? Me. Or anyone playing consistently for several years. It’s a par, anyone can make a par.
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The only thing you are missing is the proclivity of certain desperate individuals to virtue signal. Political correctness won long ago at the @PGATour.
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Poor Tony! @THE_LHC The cunt did a hit and run and blocked me, just like a little bitch would! Another little cunt with sand in his clit! LOL!
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If you are making a big deal about this "Good Good" Callaway driver commercial, you need to get a life. Another perfect example as to why we need to #shrinkthegame.
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Nothing worse than feeling like your game is in good shape, accept the invite from a friend to their upscale private club, and swing it like a football bat all day. I'd have done better today with a shovel and a rake.
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Only words I want to hear from a caddie: "Good morning, I have your bag." Where/distance to hit for best line into the green Any hidden hazards Distance to pin Better to be short/long/left/right of pin After I pay you, "Thank you." O/wise, I don't want to hear peep from you.
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This shit needs to stop. Bad cops and bad technology creates problems. @Flock_Safety maintains abusive data sharing practices and is a threat to Constitutionally-protected freedoms. GET RID OF FLOCK AND SIMILAR COMPANIES. @FlockCamKiller youtube.com/shorts/9mP1Ssp1j…
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LOL!!! @katienolan - the "lesser broadcaster" - gets her ASS handed to her. Resorting to taking partisan swipes at real athletes to get her name in the public. Pathetic. You aren't relevant, honey... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…

Al Dukes BLASTS Katie Nolan for her opinions about Boomer Esiason

Podcast Episode · Al & Jerry's Postgame Podcast · July 31 · 23m

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This clown perfectly encapsulates why so many people want to #shrinkthegame. He has zero concept or awareness of others. No respect for the traditions and etiquette of the game.
Pro Golf Critic
@ProGolfCriticJul 23
The Venn diagram of golf gatekeeping & LIV Golf haters is a concentric circle. They’re the biggest detriment to the growth of the game. But it’s just a byproduct of exclusive golf club culture - keeping people out is in its DNA & inherently tied to American Golf. Is what it is.
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I mean you can't make this stuff up... @McIlroyRory accusing @brysondech of being "performative", and then he indicates his interest in the PGA Tour has waned. What a hypocritical, performative cunt... Stay in Europe. Please. msn.com/en-us/sports/golf/ro…
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What's performative, @McIlroyRory? Opening your suckhole about having to "wait" on times b/c of Bryson, and learning from @theopen it had to do with THE RULING, NOT BRYSON. You fucking philandering cunt...
Fore Play
@ForePlayPodJul 18
“I think a lot of it's performative. I think a lot of it's for attention… To hold the tournament hostage like that, and to have all of us… waiting on him to depart, I didn't feel like it was a great look." Rory just WENT IN on Bryson 😳 Thoughts?
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OK...The comments from @eamonlynch are just the icing on the cake. This is a full-on character assassination now to close the broadcast, with @chambleebrandel @paulmcginley and @richlernerGC chiming in is just ridiculous and beneath any level of appropriate reporting.
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This coverage by @GolfChannel is RIDICULOUS. Trying to compare DJ or RDV to Bryson's situation is just asinine. Total non-sequitur. In both situations, it was a clear violation. Despite your desire to imply as such, this wasn't a clear violation. I mean what are you doing?
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Skip, stick to sending nudes to underage girls. You don't understand golf.
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Technically, from his POV he'd be signing an incorrect scorecard. If he feels like he didn't break the rules, he should sign for a 5. Then he'd be disqualified and he wouldn't play tomorrow as a result. Personally, I didn't see enough to prove an infraction took place.
Christopher Powers
@CPowers14Jul 17
Sure looks like Bryson DeChambeau just said he’s “not playing tomorrow” 🤯🤯🤯
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This is the kind of dipshittery that leads people to hate self-professed "golf journalists". Want to know why the game has a giant rift? It's assholes like this who foment so much distrust and animosity... Urinalism.
Michael McEwan
@MMcEwanSportJul 17
The DeChambots are out in force on this one. "Red Leader, Red Leader! The CGM has Brother B surrounded! Assume the attack formation!"
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Look at this jackass... This dipshit "Spencer" purports to support gay people and their rights. Unless you're a Republican, I assume...
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Hey asshole @AdamKinzinger - you find it funny that kids could get hurt? Fuck off you clown...
Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦
@AdamKinzingerJul 2
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Look at all these dumb fuckers going apeshit over this staged bullshit! It's not a civilian crime to wear a uniform in protest. Wearing a uniform in protest is only punishable by the UCMJ. This is totally staged. This fucker did this for PR. What a bunch of twatwaffles...
Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸
@LucasSa56947288Jul 1
WATCH: Here’s Major Jason Watson of the US Air Force holding a sign that reads: Impeach/Convict/Remove! You can see him getting arrested for protesting in uniform at the Capitol. This guy’s a hero! Let’s give him a medal for his service and bravery!
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In an unprecedented act of dissent, active-duty USAF Major Jason Watson was arrested on the Capitol steps after calling for the impeachment & removal of Donald Trump. Risking his career to uphold his constitutional oath, his arrest marks a historic moment. ✊🏻✊🏿✊🏼✊🏾✊🏽 #DemsUnited
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Gotta hate the parasitic sports reporter, who writes from the cheap seats because he can't "do". So he launches impotent ad hominem and then is surprised and scared when someone calls him out on it. Jason - you're just a pussy. Get a life.
Jason Page
@TheBackPageJun 25
Gotta love the washed former professional athlete scumbag that traffics in homophobia and bigotry threatening me. I would gladly take every last dollar from you after you lay hands on me. I can't believe the kind of trash that exists on this platform sometimes. It really is amazing.
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