Joined July 2013
"I put in work on my own, bitch my middle name calisthenics" @MONTANAof300 spitting words people have to look up
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SPENCER RATTLER WITH A 100-YARD TD PASS
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Derrick Lewis when his opponent can defend an overhand and has more than 2 minutes of cardio:
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De’Aaron Fox arguing with his teammates in Beijing next year
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You just ordered a pepperoni pizza and a 2-liter of coke. You put WWE SmackDown on TV. There’s no school tomorrow, your parents don't care if you stay up late.. It's a perfect night, you're 30 years old, the year is 2026
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GTA7 in Kansas City and you just play as Rashee Rice
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“No bro I don't wanna get on the game tn”
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POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)
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This man would've discovered a trucker hat and wrangler jeans and Thragg would've never seen him again. Bro would show up at a Bass Pro Shop pyramid and realize that Viltrum isn't a place, it's a people.
RIPP Kradd/Sidequest, you would've loved Earth BBWS😭😭😭
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Replying to @damnidc__
Yesssss queen 🤗 so I assume all the 20 year old onlyfans whores you empower should be arrested for child porn right?
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post office employees when you ask them to do anything
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Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire for the GBA was released on this day in North America, 23 years ago (2003)
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friday night in 2010, no responsibilities… life was good
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Never gets old
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Imagine Mordor being empty of Orcs because Sauron wasn’t expecting anyone to destroy the Ring.
The Duffer Brothers explain why there were no Demogorgans in the ‘STRANGER THINGS’ series finale “Mainly it’s just that Vecna was not expecting this sneak attack on his home turf. Never in a million years could he even imagine that. They’re there somewhere” (Source: thewrap.com/creative-content…)
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Never in the history of burglaries has anyone broken into a daycare to steal employee and enrollment records, and rip up checkbooks.
🚨 OMG. Somali daycare manager speaks to the media after his “business” was allegedly broken into, claims student enrollment and employee documentation was stolen. You cannot make this up.
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We all remember the fight you picked on one of the holiest days of the year last year and here you are doing it again. There is no debate to be had, you are not an American and never will be.
American identity isn’t a scalar quality that varies based on your ancestry. It’s binary: either you’re an American, or you’re not. You are an American if you believe in the rule of law, in freedom of conscience & freedom of expression, in colorblind meritocracy, in the U.S. Constitution, in the American dream, and if you are a citizen who swears exclusive allegiance to our nation. That’s the truth & it’s why I wrote this piece.
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