Holy crap, Lois!
Los Feliz
Joined August 2008
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My stupid record label failed to inform me that my latest song, Friday Night Jamz is now on streaming platforms
open.spotify.com/track/77cNQ…
*Sheryl Crowe Voice*
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun
Wow, I had no idea how much power me cursing him would have
Rich people really have AI agents to attack posts that have any criticism towards them?
They have Insecurity Bots?
One of my most Hater opinions is I don’t like when coworkers pull up in different cars
Who do you think you are?
One of the benefits of the Skydance nonsense is that old MTV and BET content on YouTube is no longer getting flagged
Get into an argument with someone in public, say “hold on, let me go to my car” and come back with boxing gloves 🥊
The most offensive thing about the richest people in the world is not a looker of the bunch
All of them are so ugly!
CBXweb retweeted
Forget Grandparent’s Rights. I’m advocating for Weird Uncle’s Rights. I have a right to show up drunk to your child’s fifteenth birthday and gift them a sword
I know a speedrun when I see one
Bro is expiring like a Squishy in the sun
So all of his ghouls and goblins are trying to cram stuff as much ignorant shit before the inevitable