CA on Coverage

#ThingsIWillMiss : "shit! Its the CA!"

#ThingsIWontMiss : people smoking weed in their rooms

Last full day as a CA. I should really hand off this account. #bittersweet

To all my RAs who are still doing duty and exams good luck! @ShtMyResidents @ShitResidentSay @ItsTheRA @FrustratedRA @RA_Problems #GoodLuck

Last night of coverage....#bittersweet

#ThingsAllCAsWantToHear: want the rest of this pizza

#ThingsAllCAsWantToHear: no I am not going to sign in this drunk guy I don't know

#ThingsAllCAsWantToHear: sorry I didn't realize my music was too loud. Ill turn it down right away

When you suddenly get along with the students you thought you hated, it makes you want to say longer

I usually wanna play football with students to have an excuse to pummel them but today I want to because its so darn nice out #spring

Making goodbye/exam gifts for my students. At first I wanted the year to be over, now I want it to repeat. #SoLongFairwell

I am sick of reading about the same staff being drunk every night. If you mess with me w ill document you. #KeepItTogether

In 4 days I will have a degree. In 14 day, that will be my last ever shift as a CA. #bittersweet

Any ideas on how to entertain my students on what is now the 6th rainy/wintery day outside? They're all gonna go crazy @ShtMyResidents #help

Now that the end is closer, I just wanna go back to the beginning. I miss move in :(

Sorry for the lack of tweets these past few days. How os everyone's floors/ students @ItsTheRA @ShtMyResidents @RAProblemz @RA_On_Duty

Don't come crying to me when you fail your exams because you got drugged by the sketch-ass people you claimed you knew!

If I follow you on twitter please follow back. That makes for a happy CA :)

Is it sad that on the nights I don't work I have to stay up just as late to do homework? #caproblems @TheReslifeProbs @FrustratedRA

Ugh! At this point I would do duty every night in April if someone would write this paper for me! #AnyTakers