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Sativa Plath

@CAlien__

i just say things

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Joined November 2011
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my brain is 385573892 years old. wow. the depth. the knowledge. my mind. incredible.
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@nypost24 Aug 2018
Smoking weed ages your brain by almost 3 years nyp.st/2wonPYq
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ugonwa@imaIiabiIityxNov 4
✌🏾
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@buffysNov 4
let’s give a moment of silence to republicans
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KP@kj_paulNov 4
did something happen
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@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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i feel like i just fell out of a fucking coconut tree
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what a beautiful night - out of class early - devils win in a shoot out - had a brownie - never have to think about mike lawler ever again - DM from twitter crush I can’t lose
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Rico 🔪
@ricosrevengeNov 1
Am I bad with money or is everyday 150 dollars
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baber@bakerbakerbakerJul 16
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didn’t hear what she said when the medical assistant asked if I have any tattoos and instead of saying what I just said no… hope that doesn’t effect anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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accidentally got too tan and now my dad is worried my liver is failing again 🫥
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what level of mental breakdown is it when you start picking fights on Facebook
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oatmeal influencer@acechhhMay 21
I believe her
Nicholas Hautman (@nickhautman) profile pictureNicholas Hautman@nickhautmanMay 21
The police report from Britney Spears' DUI arrest in March revealed she told the officer, "I could probably drink four bottles of wine and take care of you. I'm an angel." usmagazine.com/celebrity-new…
Britney Spears’ DUI Police Report Reveals New Details of Arrest: Prozac and Adderall Use, More

Britney Spears’ DUI Police Report Reveals New Details of Arrest: Prozac and Adderall Use, More

The police report from Britney Spears’ March DUI arrest offers new details on the case, including prescription pills that were allegedly found in her car

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I love library books because why tf am I two pages in and someone already dogearred pages 4 & 5. just put the book down!! you can’t read!!!
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giving the worst possible relationship advice to my downstairs neighbor because she’s only 25 so what difference does it really make >>>>
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this too shall turn into a whole thing
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shoutout to my surgeon who told me post surgery he put my scar as high as possible so I could still wear a tankini as if i’m not the resident Naked Neighbor ™
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Buck@Buck36043BuckMar 9
My weather app just told me to go smoke a joint on the patio
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princessface
@mainslayrrrMar 7
is he fun to be around or am i fun and he’s around
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I love her so much
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one thing about my unhoused friend?? he can literally see me coming from a mile away
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