In case you didn't follow football⚽️ today: >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Man City set a new attendance record at the Etihad >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Chelsea won 2-0 at Everton & kept their 1st Prem clean sheet in 23 games -Emi Martinez got taken to hospital after getting hit in the head -Pedro Neto scored a brace >🇪🇸Barcelona beat Betis 5-2 & matched Real Madrid's 58 y/o record for the best start in LaLiga history (9 for 9) -Lamine Yamal opened it with a golazo (vid in replies) -Lo Celso hit a screamer that would've made it 2-2 but it got disallowed for a handball in the build-up (vid in replies) -Betis also got a controversial red >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Man City beat Ipswich to start 7 for 7 in the Prem -while the Etihad was full of inflatable bananas -Haaland scored 2 & Foden scored in his first game back >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Liverpool came back to beat 9-man Brentford 2-1 -Brentford scored first then got a red on the stroke of HT, Muñoz & Isak scored -£123M Barcola got through 1v1 & stabbed it wide, Brentford fans sang "what a waste of money" (vid in replies) >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Johan Manzambi scored the only goal in Villa's 1-0 win at Newcastle, the club he almost signed for this summer >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Arbeloa finally got his 1st W as Fulham manager, 1-0 vs Hull >🇪🇸Atletico made it 6 straight league wins with an 89' Baena winner at Espanyol >🇫🇷PSG were losing 1-0 at Strasbourg until Dembele & Doue came off the bench... they both scored & PSG won 3-1 >🇮🇹Last place Venezia got their 1st pts of the szn, 1-0 vs Napoli — KDB missed a pen >🇮🇹Inter went down early at Bologna, won 3-1 & are now top of the league >🇮🇹Roma beat Genoa 2-0 & went 2nd (17 pts) >🇩🇪Bayern beat Leipzig 6-1 — Luis Díaz scored a hat trick >🇩🇪Dortmund drew 0-0 at Union Berlin >🌎Scientists named a new plant species after Messi, "Salvia messii" from Peru, cuz its flowers are sky blue & white like Argentina's kit >Let me know what I missed If you love football but arn't able to watch every match — I post one of these recaps every night. Follow me pookie