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Joined September 2010
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for every beautiful woman that leaves an ugly man, one year is added to cher’s lifespan
Margaret Qualley reportedly initiated Jack Antonoff separation after ‘rose-colored glasses came off’ trib.al/L5Zyohh
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microdosing heaven by sitting in the sun & listening to birds sing
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I want this person removed from DC
I have Found the best restaurant in DC
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becoming increasingly convinced that phasing out these beauties was part of the depopulation agenda. never let them psyop you
bring back canopy beds for the betterment of society
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spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite
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Yesterday in DC was the most 2019 day since 2019
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cvnty
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How it felt with DC AND Baltimore people coming together to jump me in the comments yesterday… and I’m STILL coming back to party with yall 😂😂
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The X is silent. It’s still pronounced Twitter.
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I don’t think pregnant women should have to do anything, actually. Like you are making eyeballs in your body. You got enough going on.
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are hockey players good people? does the stripper love me?
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"A symphony of small moments”
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the day Wisconsin stood still
BREAKING: Cyberattack against American breathalyzer test company locks out drivers across 45 states.
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Nite ride
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Hey so this mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul crippling let’s wrap this up by midnight
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Rainbow 🌈 after the storm. 18th and Columbia. #AdamsMorgan. Photo: Agnes Mazur.
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planning a hike in Shenandoah this summer strictly for an excuse to experience a Buc-cee’s Gas Station
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