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La vida desde que entendΓ­ que lo que es para mΓ­ me encuentra
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⋆ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐇 ⋆ retweeted
I’m a firm believer that sometimes you need people to play in your face so you can get back on your bully. Certain things be unfortunate but necessary.
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⋆ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐇 ⋆ retweeted
Your first runway show being Chanel is crazy LMFAO
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⋆ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐇 ⋆ retweeted
If Obama Had Ever Said Publicly On Camera That He Wouldn’t Mind If A Foreign Country. Blew Two US Cities Off The Map. They Would’ve Locked His Azz Up!! On The Spot!!!!!
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⋆ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐇 ⋆ retweeted
This who niggas was getting life advice from btw
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/06/andrew-ta…
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They didn’t give a fuck nor a damn
the bang bang cover was such a mess
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⋆ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐇 ⋆ retweeted
Bigger chest, shoulders, glutes, tighter core, I have so much work to do actually
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⋆ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐇 ⋆ retweeted
when you like the artist’s music and they’re also attractive
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⋆ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐇 ⋆ retweeted
Stop calling black women trans!! This shit is getting weird as FUCK
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⋆ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐇 ⋆ retweeted
DONT COME BACK TO ME when whoever made you fold on me FOLDS ON YOUπŸ’―πŸ™…πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
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Pink hair works for everyone!!
She tore this shit out the mfn FRAME!!!
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⋆ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐇 ⋆ retweeted
People that would make great parents aren’t having babies πŸ’”
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⋆ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐇 ⋆ retweeted
Today is National Transfer Money to Your Daughter Day.
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⋆ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐇 ⋆ retweeted
Me at 60 because I had to be financially stable first.
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They finna make the emergency line an AI operator
every app is being CHAT-ified.
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⋆ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐇 ⋆ retweeted
Toothpaste $10 Mouthwash $10 Laundry Detergent $10 Lotion: $15 Facewash $20 Laundry Detergent $20 aint even get to the food aisles yet omfg I'm irritated
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As a professional runway model, this ain’t no damn model walk. And wouldn’t nobody cast either of them for these walks, no shade
Victoria Monét teaches Jennifer Hudson how to WORK a model walk on The Jennifer Hudson Show 🀩
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Remember when yo ass was born and we was getting hundreds of likes on a picture of a baked potato
Instagram turns 16.
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⋆ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐇 ⋆ retweeted
i always bloom again.
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The price?! Idk how you can justify that
Matthieu is bringing the long clutch back to life !! Exactly what I needed!🀯 Chanel ss27
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