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Massachusetts
Joined July 2011
Bigotry is so funny to me. Like, I get it, you’re a piece of shit that doesn’t care about anyone but yourself, congratulations!
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You've been watching from the outside long enough. Slip through the door from June 2 - June 9.
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Just heard a Gatorade ad that says “it lowers your sugar and hydrates better than water”, just in case you weren’t convinced that we are in the end times
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If you still support this man, its abundantly clear to EVERYONE that you would rather our own Govt/leader both do and promote these things than admit you were wrong, which is pretty messed up. Work on yourself for awhile before trying to contribute to the conversation, thank you!
This sign took the prize! 🎯💯
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"bees don't waste their time explaining to flies why honey is better than shit"
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Good thing Congress isn't alive to see this.
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Wowww Shedeur Sanders to the pro bowl??? That fucking loser definitely thinks he’s the most talented player there lmaooo
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Bon Clay deserves the One Piece
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As well put as I’ve seen
She ate yall right on up!
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Rashee Rice done for the season Hollywood Brown done for the year Isiah Pacheco on IR Travis Kelce washed The Chiefs next week:
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“I have generational power” “Haha that’s main character energy right there” “Hey do you guys want to go on a side quest real quick?” Real exchange I heard between 3 teens in Chil-fil-a
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Lmfaoooo “I’m a 22 year old influencer,…and I’m officially broke” Stopped reading there and now I can’t stop laughing
My name’s Dantes. Im a 22 year old influencer living in Canada; And I’m officially broke. —- Here’s my story —- When I was making tens of thousands every month, I thought that it would never be possible to lose it all; I was wrong. Not only is my bank account in the negatives, but I maxed out 4 different credit cards and still have 2 loans to pay off. I know what you’re all thinking. “How did this happen?” One word. Tipping. It started slow, a 15% tip at the restaurant turned into 18%. Then 20%. Then 25. Eventually, the idea of paying people more than they earn became so addicting that I started doing it on every transaction. Barbershops, Fast food restaurants, Dropshipping websites. Thousands of dollars every single week would seemingly disappear because I wanted nothing more than to give these people serving me the kind of lifestyle that their employers wouldn’t. Eventually, money didn’t cut it anymore. Make me a Subway sandwich? Here’s a Louis Vuitton bag. Landlord’s collecting the rent? Here’s the entire new Gucci collection added on top. Worker helps bag my groceries? Here’s an all-expenses paid trip to Bermuda for 3 months. Even though I knew, deep down, that this couldn’t last forever; I never thought that it would end. It got so bad that I started starving myself for weeks at a time because I knew that when I would eventually go to the grocery store, there would be an added 80% gratuity to account for. That brings us to now. After looking at my bank account this morning, the realization sunk in that I’m at rock bottom. I’m not ready to put the fries in the bag just yet, though. That’s why starting in 2 days, on September 1st, I’ll be doing an Uncapped Subtember Subathon. Marathon running many different games like FNAF, Elden Ring, GTA 5, and more with MANY different challenges as well courtesy of a Spinning Torture Wheel. On September 1st I’ll be attempting to finally take back my life from Tipping Addiction, and plan on later replacing it with a much healthier alternative… Gambling Addiction. Thank you for reading, I hope to see you all soon ❤️
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Need a couple people to complete a 12p 1ppr fantasy football league! $100 buy in with a weekly payout to the top scorer (~$20) Comment if you’re interested
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Last Chance to Enter! I’m giving away a copy of #Madden25 🏈 All you have to do is ❤️ Like 🔁 RT ➕ Follow Me And comment your favorite NFL Player
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Last chance to enter the #CFB25 giveaway! Drawing the winner at 9pm est
I’m giving away a copy of #CFB25 🏈 LAST CHANCE TO ENTER All you have to do is ❤️ Like 🔁 RT ➕ Follow Me And comment the CFB team you’ll be using when the game launches today! Winner picked at 4pm est when the game launches
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X-Men is cool and all, but if there were suddenly genetic differences that gave superpowers, are we sure we would get “laser-beam eyes” so quickly?
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PSA! If you hit your brakes and then flick your turn signal after, guess what? That means you’re a BAD DRIVER
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Shocking Twitter development!! It turns out: if you spew hate, we hate you
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