Artoo Detoo, where are you? You need a cover on your TPS Report!

Artoo: (submits TPS report without cover) Me:

Google Translator? Really? How could you? I thought we had something special here! xitter.cf/hamillhimself/status/9…

Here's a fun game. Which 2 Threepios are a match?

Chewbarka? youtube.com/watch?v=S5aUCXPQ…

I am humbled and honored to announce that I have reached a special milestone! 1 0000 0000 0000 followers!!! (That's 4096, for those who don't speak binary) I have prepared a special thank you naming each and every one of my followers.(Cause that's how I roll...)

It’s supposed to be restricted information at the company, but I’m pretty sure that once you get promoted to Jedi Master, you get a lot of vacation days. After all, none of them are ever at the office. Master Yoda, Master Kenobi, Master Skywalker...

Why doesn't the First Order go to school? Because every day is a SNOW-ke Day!!!! ( Captain Solo told me this one. I'm not sure I understand it... )

Did you realize that with over 3.2 million habitable systems in our galaxy, with each orbiting it's star an average of 0.8932 standard galactic years, that someone, somewhere is celebrating a New Year's every 8.8085151 seconds! Happy New Year's Everyone!

You'll always be my princess. #AlwaysWithUs #CarrieOnForever

I found some more! "Porg and Bok Choy Stir-Fry" "Garlic-Chile Ground Porg" "Porg with Nuoc Cham" "Pulled Porg Soup" What's going on here???

Found another one! "Roast Porg Tenderloin with Carrot Romesco" I just wish I determine what they have in common! #recipemystery

I think I'm beginning to see a pattern here... "Porg Scaloppine with Fennel Salsa Verde" #recipemystery

Oh Dear! Here's another one... "Porg Tenderloin with Kale and Kimchi" What is going on with my recipes?

I think this recipe file is corrupted: "Porg Chops with Radishes and Charred Scallions" Something is not right, but I can't figure it out.

R2! What do you mean you have a fever? And there’s only one cure you say? And that cure is more C-3PO!! youtu.be/5-kNvO2AhXA

Fixed it. youtu.be/5-kNvO2AhXA

I'm giddy. And I don't do "giddy" xitter.cf/starwars/status/917570…

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out "What in the name of all that is holy is that???!!!!!" xitter.cf/wesjanson99/status/847…

I got C-3PO! | Which Droid Are You? | StarWars.com starwars.com/news/quiz-which… What a surprise!

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