Good morning Australia. My book about finding happiness in a life of rugby-based suffering is available now.
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1/2 Brough Johnson is my friend. She started Narrative Muse to improve the representation in media of women and the LGBTQ+ community. She has worked so hard on it for so long because those are things she cares about.
Apply for this job if you'd like to hear seemingly endless stories about my kids.
Kia ora whānau here's a link to an exciting prospect
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Get prepped for New Year’s Eve with this hilarious guide to surviving party season. First review, from my wife: “That’s really sad.” nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/new…
Michelle Hurley is New Zealand’s most underrated judge of talent
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Cherie Howie is New Zealand’s most underrated journalist
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A story I wrote in today’s @NZHCanvas about taking the train with Neil, arguably Auckland Transport’s most valuable employee. nzherald.co.nz/canvas-magazi…
Ignore the headline. This is actually the story of how I went to New York City to become a DJ and instead achieved enlightenment. nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/new…
Tfw someone who asks if you’re mining them for a story is mining you for a tweet
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Is there a podcast category called “At least three episodes shorter than the creators wanted”? I’d listen to everything on it twice.
When my wife finished reading this confessional she said, “Well, that was concerning.” nzherald.co.nz/travel/news/a…
Today’s Canvas is the last issue under a special editor. @miffhurley understood how to make a magazine great and did it every week like it was no big deal. I’ll miss her.
Something’s gone quite wrong if @ashleigh_young isn’t the winner of every opinion writing category at next year’s voyagers. nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/new…
Voyager awards! To all my friends: Hope you have a great night! To all my enemies: Hope your Uber home is at 3.5x surge pricing.
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Things I’ve said today:
“Please don’t poo in the bath!” “Oh dear you pooed in the bath” “Please don’t touch the poo” “Where did the poo go?” “Did you guys see where the poo went?” #parenting #poos
By far the most fascinating life in New Zealand right now, and maybe the most important. Much great work on her story already by @MattNippert and much more to come. nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/new…
Gutted for England that they only got 75 mins without the offside rule. #NZLvENG


