Butters Kennedy

I'm sorry for what I said when Arkansas was losing.

I’m running out of unused debit and credit card numbers for YouTubeTV free trials. 🤷‍♂️

On Halloween my neighbor had “sheriff line do not cross” tape wrapped around their teens car and yard. I thought it was a decoration. When it was still there yesterday I thought, oh God, fentanyl got another one. This morning, I was relieved to see a beekeeper removing a hive. 🐝

Goodnight

Not much has changed for me in Texas this morning except I joined the local High School girls flag football team.

I plan on voting tomorrow to avoid the crowds.

If you’re in line at Panda Express in Cedar Park, Texas right now STAY IN LINE. If they tell you they’re out of something, WAIT!!! 🇺🇸

Me: Teddy let’s make a video Teddy: 💩

Them: What are you dressed up as? Me: I'm a harp. Them: Your costume's too small to be a harp. Me: Are you calling me a lyre?

Have a great day, friends

I have news for Teddy: His emergency supply is cheap but plentiful.

Sweet Theodore is home

Wheels down in the greatest country on the planet. 🇺🇸

Teddy update. I’m happy to get him back tomorrow:

“Hello. I am your tour guide, Michael. Frank was supposed to be your guide, but he died this morning. In this cooler are beer and snacks. Please have your closed-toe shoes ready.” 😬

Excuse me. Coming down.

“Do not feed the animals” is a policy made with people exactly like me in mind.

Not a great video but I saw 3 monkeys while on a walk this morning. 🐒

Flew over Nicaragua and could see an active volcano from the window seat. Very cool. 🌋