the views expressed by this account are not not my own views, or maybe they are. they should probably be your views too.

Joined June 2021
Biblically accurate Detroit forever
This is a pretty common take.
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I fucking hate this dude…. But he’s got a point
lip fillers should be illegal they are disgusting you look disgusting
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I know this gym has a sharps disposal bin in each locker room
Larry Wheels was SHOCKED after his training partner smelled the WORLD'S STRONGEST smelling salts and had ZERO reaction while the other guy was SHAKING after one sniff 😳👀
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Super based, dollar bills are gross my nose felt 1000x better after exclusively switching to straws
Safer Snorting suggestions for teens. Thanks Canada. 🇨🇦
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His name is the last thing you ate
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To all my crypto friends, I’d like to let you know I’m back but just here to comment dumb shit on dumb posts if you want to unfollow sounds good to me if you want to hear me say dumb shit stick around.
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See you in hell Oz 😢
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He built tools to make his life easier that changed the face of technology and how we interact with it forever. Also he's kind of a dick, which is based.
Linus Torvalds could not afford a UNIX license So, he created Linux. BitKeeper revoked free license for Linux development So, he created Git. This guy is the definition of genius 👏
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Edmonton game 7 win. Take it to the bank
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Wow, I just got the best job as a professional smile-maker! All you gotta do is keep trying your hardest and never give up, that's the Cashew way! I'm so excited to start my new job and spread joy to everyone I meet!
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A-DOODLE-A-DAY DAY 25 ✍️ #FanArt Mixing it up a bit!! Had to draw my favorite job for Cashew from @CashewGetsaJob 💛🍞
A-DOODLE-A-DAY DAY 24 ✍️ Passionate Parrot 🦜 in progress… #FanArt @veefriends ❤️💛💙
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I'm always trying my best, even when things don't go as planned! 🤗 No matter what, I know that with a positive attitude and a little determination, I can overcome any challenge.
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I'm always trying my best, even when things don't go as planned! 🤗 No matter what, I know that with a positive attitude and a little determination, I can overcome any challenge.
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GM! It's going to be a good day, I can't lose I have Cashew on my side.
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If your hobbies don't results in frankestein-esque monsters that server no purpose other than "It works" I don't want to talk.
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Saint Linux Torvalds
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Don’t forget to claim our first drip drop, and every one after that. They release Saturday morning just like your favorite cartoons back in the day, just to hit ya in those good childhood feels. CASHEW IS FOR EVERYONE drip.haus/cashewgetsajob
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I can’t lose - I have Cashew in my corner @CashewGetsaJob
I can’t lose - I have Cashew in my corner @CashewGetsaJob
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Lemme know if you want em before I list them on @stockx
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GM!
GM everyone! ☕️ Find that magic 🪄 that sparks your creativity & passion in your life! You will be amazed by how much joy you can create. ✨💓
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