If you not careful, Elphelt will come up and do this to you. . .

My steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery, my boobs are too big, my ice cream is too creamy, my bed is too comfy, my house is too clean, my thighs are too thicc, my concerts sell too well, my guns are too accurate, my bills are too affordable, and my ass it too fat.

If I had a penis, being honest, I'd probably be. . . 'jorkin it in da club!' . . . That's what people do their dicks right, jork it in da club?

Patting her lap—

. . . So this means we're going on a date, right—? 😇

"You gotta give the people a good tease first. Gets 'em all riled up and wanting more, y'know? But is the world ready for them to be free? Are YOU ready for the awesome might of the boob reveal. . . ? !"

Jam Kuradoberi is the name of a woman who should passionately look me in the eyes and tell me she loves me. . . . What? I'm just sayin'!

Fine. . . Merry Titsmas, ya filthy animals! 💢

Is this really a suitable punishment for a first time offender?! All she's guilty of was a simple noise complaint while practicing for a set. . . ! 💧

What does that big ol' key have that I don't. . . ?! I want a mentally unstable green haired baddie to be obsessed with me too!

"Since when? Oh, can I come to the wedding?! Or did it happen already and I missed it? Did I miss it? I totally missed it. . . !"

" Meow. . . M E O W ! " 💧💧

M e o w !

❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ Can she have one? Can she have one? Can she have one? She won't stop bugging him til she has one. Can she have one? Can she have one? Can she have one? Can she have one? Can she have one? Can she have one? Can she have one? She can do this all day. Can she have one?

" Hey! Hey! Answer me something. I'm having a heat discussion and. . . how would YOU spell tiddy? T-I-D-D-Y or T-I-T-T-Y? When you say it, it sounds like 'tiddy' but but 'titty' is closer to the spelling of the word tit, so like. . .? " Ignore that Elphelt just broke your door.